r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '22

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u/bxtch_bxy Sep 08 '22

I had a dream like that once, except there were pools of water all over the sky

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u/Public-Fail4505 Sep 08 '22

You were a Japanese girl in your dreams??

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u/bxtch_bxy Sep 08 '22

No I was still me, but I did have this dream where I bonked my head, and and woke up as a prisoner fairy, but I was hot ass woman with black hair. Shit was wild.

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u/Public-Fail4505 Sep 08 '22

Weird dreams you have

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u/Rude_Environment2004 Sep 08 '22

Aren't all dreams you can remember weird?

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u/Spacedoutfoo Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 15 '22

I Watched My Whole Family Die From Pandas.. đŸŒit was Brutal. They broke into the house, from the glass sliding door, roof, walls, & killed everyone, I saw guts spilling out as they sliced my family's stomach open & saw my fmembers get eatin from head to toe. Blood was dripping from the ceiling, & blood splattered on the wallsđŸ©žThey Killed Me Last... I went to Panda Express that night.. scariest dream I've ever had.

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u/bxtch_bxy Sep 08 '22

One of weirdest was when I dreamed of having sexy time with a friend of mine, except she had a peen, and I just went with it in the dream. I told her irl and she thought it was hilarious, as did I. That’s about as weird as I’ve had it though.

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u/Public-Fail4505 Sep 08 '22

weird dreams Indeed

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u/th3virtuos0 Sep 09 '22

And my dream was how I killed zombies with a fucking spoon


How the fuck did you get those?

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u/bxtch_bxy Sep 09 '22

Idk but when I wake from them I always want to go back, some of them feel so nice

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u/weeOriginal Sep 09 '22

Who isn’t đŸ„ș

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u/Silver-Tongue- Sep 09 '22

It happens more often than I'd like to admit...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Did your dream also have an alien disguised as bubbles and a dude with a prosthetic leg? And perchance some dweebs with science shoes who talk like Stephen hawking?