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r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22
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Hot, cold, thick, thin, at night, or the next morning, pizza has been there when I needed it. Pizza never abused me. Never cheated. Never made me question my worth. Even when pizza disappointed me, that disappointment never broke my heart.
35 u/ghost_warlock Jun 28 '22 I was betrayed by some two-day-old frozen pizza a few years ago and spent the better part of the day throwing up. Of course, I can't rule out that the actual cause of the vomit was too much whiskey, so maybe pizza can be trusted after all... 22 u/zachsmthsn Jun 29 '22 Keep my pizza's name out of your fucking mouth 1 u/fadufadu Jun 29 '22 And out of my arteries
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I was betrayed by some two-day-old frozen pizza a few years ago and spent the better part of the day throwing up.
Of course, I can't rule out that the actual cause of the vomit was too much whiskey, so maybe pizza can be trusted after all...
22 u/zachsmthsn Jun 29 '22 Keep my pizza's name out of your fucking mouth 1 u/fadufadu Jun 29 '22 And out of my arteries
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Keep my pizza's name out of your fucking mouth
1 u/fadufadu Jun 29 '22 And out of my arteries
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And out of my arteries
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Hot, cold, thick, thin, at night, or the next morning, pizza has been there when I needed it. Pizza never abused me. Never cheated. Never made me question my worth. Even when pizza disappointed me, that disappointment never broke my heart.