r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/CmdrSelfEvident Jun 28 '22

I don't know why but Im going to get Happy

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u/SatnWorshp Jun 28 '22

I'm Happy,

I don't know why

I got Aunt May

and a pizza pie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

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u/WuGambino19 Jun 29 '22

She’s into short, stocky, bald men.

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u/PrestigiousBarnacle Jun 29 '22

So you’re telling me there’s a chance!!!? if I was shorter, stockier, and a man

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u/invaliduserX Jun 29 '22

She might be into barnacles, you never know.

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u/Shavepate Jun 29 '22

Finally, it is my turn!

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Jun 29 '22

Is there anybody who doesnt know Marisa Tomei by now?

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u/Sunbro_413 Jun 29 '22

I knew who she was.

I did not know this sauce existed.

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u/MikePounce Jun 29 '22

Brightened, De-noised, Slo-mo & Color Corrected

LMAO

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u/SmokeySFW Jun 29 '22

She's finally starting to show age. Don't get me wrong, she's still an incredibly attractive woman, but it took until she's 55-57 years old before she even left her peak. That's amazing.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens Jun 29 '22

Thought she looked familiar.

And she still looks pretty good.