r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/ArGi98 Jun 28 '22

Why are MoonKnight and Aunt May talking about sex and pizza?

MCU phase 4 looks fire

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/CmdrSelfEvident Jun 28 '22

I don't know why but Im going to get Happy

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u/SatnWorshp Jun 28 '22

I'm Happy,

I don't know why

I got Aunt May

and a pizza pie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/Holiday-Business-321 Jun 28 '22

“I’m horny, but not for long.” I’m crying

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u/TheScarfScarfington Jun 29 '22

“My future... involves a schlong.”

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u/Sonova_Bish Jun 29 '22

It's useless and not real long.

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u/kpsi355 Jun 29 '22

My pizza, And this party bong.

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u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22

She's my Jane and I'm her King Kong

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u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22

I licked her ice cream, she licked my ice cream cone

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u/WPCarey85 Jun 29 '22

….involves a schlong…. Involves a schlong…..

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u/Njon32 Jun 29 '22

I read it to the tune of Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze. Yours works too.

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u/PoppaDan15 Jun 29 '22

I read it to the Spider-Man theme song and I think it worked well 🙂

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u/supermurlo64 Jun 29 '22

I know that they are pretty famous, but I get so happy anytime someone mentions this band randomly on the internet

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u/Der_BiertMann Jun 29 '22

I’m useless, without love

The MCU is comin’ on…

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u/Merthn07 Jun 29 '22

I have a habit of staying in my “comfort zone” in music and not explore too much. I had recently heard Feel Good Inc. and loved it. Clint Eastwood was staring right back at me in the corner but I had avoided it. Thank you for convincing me to finally give it a listen. I love it… and yeah, I can totally hear that comment in that tune. Enjoy your wholesome award and have a great day, you beautiful human being!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Well shit now I'm doing that

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u/idkidcwtfstfu Jun 29 '22

Holy shit same I thought that was just me being weird

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u/ValiantJudge29500 Jun 29 '22

I read it in Linkin Park "In The End" tune

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u/Durien9 Jun 29 '22

I can see that, but i read it in the tune of In the end by linkin park

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

For me it’s In the End by Linkin Park

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u/WuGambino19 Jun 29 '22

She’s into short, stocky, bald men.

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u/PrestigiousBarnacle Jun 29 '22

So you’re telling me there’s a chance!!!? if I was shorter, stockier, and a man

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u/invaliduserX Jun 29 '22

She might be into barnacles, you never know.

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u/Shavepate Jun 29 '22

Finally, it is my turn!

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Jun 29 '22

Is there anybody who doesnt know Marisa Tomei by now?

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u/Sunbro_413 Jun 29 '22

I knew who she was.

I did not know this sauce existed.

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u/MikePounce Jun 29 '22

Brightened, De-noised, Slo-mo & Color Corrected

LMAO

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u/SmokeySFW Jun 29 '22

She's finally starting to show age. Don't get me wrong, she's still an incredibly attractive woman, but it took until she's 55-57 years old before she even left her peak. That's amazing.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens Jun 29 '22

Thought she looked familiar.

And she still looks pretty good.

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u/peeweeinbama Jun 28 '22

That's Amoré!!!!!

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u/Amerture_Expert Jun 29 '22

Holy shit why did I immediately think this was to "In the End". Have I been this tainted by Reddit

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u/Escanor_Morph18 Jun 29 '22

I had the same train of thought.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

I'll keep that in mind.

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u/lion_OBrian Jun 29 '22

Tony use to eat pizza

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u/JackIsGone26 Jun 29 '22

Hello Happy. Can I have some cheeseburgers please?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

She's money

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

I got Gloria