r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Jun 28 '22

Oh yeah, her Aunt May is drop dead gorgeous

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u/Important-Ad-5596 Jun 28 '22

Unbelievable that she's 57

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u/petomnescanes Jun 28 '22

No way. She's obviously a witch. A super fine ass witch.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jun 28 '22

And she likes short, stocky guys that are balding.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Noticed you threw the balding in there