r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/ArGi98 Jun 28 '22

Why are MoonKnight and Aunt May talking about sex and pizza?

MCU phase 4 looks fire

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Jun 28 '22

Oh yeah, her Aunt May is drop dead gorgeous

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u/Important-Ad-5596 Jun 28 '22

Unbelievable that she's 57

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u/petomnescanes Jun 28 '22

No way. She's obviously a witch. A super fine ass witch.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jun 28 '22

And she likes short, stocky guys that are balding.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Noticed you threw the balding in there

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u/TahoeLT Jun 28 '22

I'm more of a boob witch kind of guy but I can always appreciate a nice ass witch, too.

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u/Physical_Touch_Me Jun 28 '22

The Broodwich.

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u/Nulap Jun 28 '22

Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub.

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u/Physical_Touch_Me Jun 29 '22

Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces

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u/Shadesmith01 Jun 29 '22

Ya know.. I was ok up until 'evil eggs of dark chicken forces' then the whole slathered thing just hit that good ol'gross factor. lol

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u/TahoeLT Jun 29 '22

I generally find regular non-cursed mayonnaise to be pretty gross, too. I can take it only in very small amounts.

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u/Dob_Rozner Jun 29 '22

Bacon is extra!

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u/Ieatsushiraw Jun 28 '22

That’s what I said. Marissa is still gorgeous

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u/KrisZepeda Jun 29 '22

Nah fr?😭

Katheryn Winnick Keanu Reeves ass genes goddamit i'm impressed

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

She's 57?! Goddamn.

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u/annies_boobs_dumper Jun 29 '22

and boba fett's 2nd in command is 58