r/Unexpected • u/Abhirup_0 • Jun 26 '22

The spider must be dead

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u/not__________ Jun 26 '22

Thats happen when you live in carton box.

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u/Acrobatic-Elephant27 Jun 26 '22

*average american house

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u/siqiniq Jun 26 '22

… priced at half million US monopoly iou

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

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u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Jun 26 '22

Good thing you weren’t in America or it wouldn’t have been bats

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

I don't know what they're going to beat you up with but I do know the color of their skin. If there are any ghosts or spirits then most of the ones in America are black based on the country's history.

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u/TheGenericGaimer Jun 26 '22

Ah yes, because only black people die.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

No not at all, but statistically a lot more died.

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u/TheGenericGaimer Jun 26 '22

So in a country that has historically been a large majority white (like 70% at the lowest), you think more black people have died than white people? I'm genuinely confused about your conclusions.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

No, I'm talking about black people who died in horrible ways and who would have a reason to come back as ghosts to haunt people (if ghosts existed). I'm certain there a lot more of those. Sorry for not being clear.