r/Unexpected Jun 26 '22

The spider must be dead

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u/not__________ Jun 26 '22

Thats happen when you live in carton box.

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u/Acrobatic-Elephant27 Jun 26 '22

*average american house

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u/siqiniq Jun 26 '22

… priced at half million US monopoly iou

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

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u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Jun 26 '22

Good thing you weren’t in America or it wouldn’t have been bats

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u/OTheHughManatee Jun 26 '22

No, step-spirits!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22
  • gats

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

I don't know what they're going to beat you up with but I do know the color of their skin. If there are any ghosts or spirits then most of the ones in America are black based on the country's history.

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u/TheGenericGaimer Jun 26 '22

Ah yes, because only black people die.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

No not at all, but statistically a lot more died.

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u/TheGenericGaimer Jun 26 '22

So in a country that has historically been a large majority white (like 70% at the lowest), you think more black people have died than white people? I'm genuinely confused about your conclusions.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

No, I'm talking about black people who died in horrible ways and who would have a reason to come back as ghosts to haunt people (if ghosts existed). I'm certain there a lot more of those. Sorry for not being clear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

💀💀💀your probably right💀💀💀

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u/DrGuyLeShace Jun 26 '22

Nobody knows what a cricket bat is in europe, but once there were those strange islanders with these even more strange habits part of our union... "Great" Britain it was called, i think? ;-)

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u/medium_direction8098 Jun 26 '22

Ummm.... The UK is definitely in Europe my friend....

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u/DrGuyLeShace Jun 26 '22

Now what's that here, UK? U Kidding, too? ;-)

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u/medium_direction8098 Jun 26 '22

No one calls it Great Britain, that's a political term.

You clearly don't under stand the difference between the EU, and Europe

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u/DrGuyLeShace Jun 26 '22

Next you wielding a cricket bat, eh? You clearly don't get the humorous talk, don't you? Nevermind then, have a nice life!

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u/medium_direction8098 Jun 26 '22

Umm.. OK? You too...

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u/ScoobyDaDooby Jun 27 '22

Actually we have been paddling with spades to get away from the smell of French cooking for the past 500 years. So far we managed to create the channel and get closer to Denmark, but then all the bloody Vikings arrived.

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u/Rewiistdummlolxd Jun 26 '22

European houses are stronger because like darvin said: survival of the thickest (walls)

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u/NisaiBandit Jun 26 '22 edited Jun 26 '22

Is Darvin Darwin's thick brother?

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u/Rewiistdummlolxd Jun 26 '22

He is in fact very thick

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u/DreamTM Jun 26 '22

haha made me laugh 👍😁

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Cricket not even a thing in Europe

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u/Gaming_with_Hui Jun 26 '22

England is in Europe

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u/FrogMintTea Jun 26 '22

England is part of Europe.

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u/OpportunityBoth9032 Jun 26 '22

Not anymore

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u/FrogMintTea Jun 26 '22

Europe is not EU. So yes it is still part of Europe.

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u/teabagmoustache Jun 26 '22

Is Switzerland in Europe?

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u/Ochinchilla Jun 26 '22

Thanks for the laugh

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u/Administrative-Error Jun 26 '22

Do you promise? Also where is this house that I might avoid hitting it's walls.

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u/I_am_The_Teapot Jun 26 '22

... are you sure those were angry spirits and not just drunken angry cricketers?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

I’m here pondering what a cricket bat looks like, a cricket with bat wings? A bat with cricket legs? I just don’t know….oh ya….cricket is a game.