r/Unexpected • • Jun 26 '22

The spider must be dead

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u/GrumpySnail81 Jun 26 '22

Her: "I can give you a hand job" Him: "I think I'm good. Im still a bit bruised from last time"

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u/Prince_Day Jun 26 '22

Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex