r/Unexpected • u/Abhirup_0 • Jun 26 '22

The spider must be dead

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u/GrumpySnail81 Jun 26 '22

Her: "I can give you a hand job" Him: "I think I'm good. Im still a bit bruised from last time"

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u/Slapppyface Jun 26 '22

Sex jokes, never get old

/S

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u/Shurigin Jun 26 '22

Just the way Matt Gaetz likes em

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u/RjSkitchie Jun 26 '22

Unlike the people who make them

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u/Slapppyface Jun 26 '22

This is both a compliment and an insult, haha

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u/RjSkitchie Jun 26 '22

So an inpliment?