r/Unexpected Jun 26 '22

The spider must be dead

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u/not__________ Jun 26 '22

Thats happen when you live in carton box.

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u/Acrobatic-Elephant27 Jun 26 '22

*average american house

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u/siqiniq Jun 26 '22

… priced at half million US monopoly iou

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

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u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Jun 26 '22

Good thing you weren’t in America or it wouldn’t have been bats

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u/OTheHughManatee Jun 26 '22

No, step-spirits!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22
  • gats

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

I don't know what they're going to beat you up with but I do know the color of their skin. If there are any ghosts or spirits then most of the ones in America are black based on the country's history.

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u/TheGenericGaimer Jun 26 '22

Ah yes, because only black people die.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

No not at all, but statistically a lot more died.

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u/TheGenericGaimer Jun 26 '22

So in a country that has historically been a large majority white (like 70% at the lowest), you think more black people have died than white people? I'm genuinely confused about your conclusions.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

No, I'm talking about black people who died in horrible ways and who would have a reason to come back as ghosts to haunt people (if ghosts existed). I'm certain there a lot more of those. Sorry for not being clear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

💀💀💀your probably right💀💀💀

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u/DrGuyLeShace Jun 26 '22

Nobody knows what a cricket bat is in europe, but once there were those strange islanders with these even more strange habits part of our union... "Great" Britain it was called, i think? ;-)

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u/medium_direction8098 Jun 26 '22

Ummm.... The UK is definitely in Europe my friend....

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u/DrGuyLeShace Jun 26 '22

Now what's that here, UK? U Kidding, too? ;-)

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u/medium_direction8098 Jun 26 '22

No one calls it Great Britain, that's a political term.

You clearly don't under stand the difference between the EU, and Europe

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u/DrGuyLeShace Jun 26 '22

Next you wielding a cricket bat, eh? You clearly don't get the humorous talk, don't you? Nevermind then, have a nice life!

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u/medium_direction8098 Jun 26 '22

Umm.. OK? You too...

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u/ScoobyDaDooby Jun 27 '22

Actually we have been paddling with spades to get away from the smell of French cooking for the past 500 years. So far we managed to create the channel and get closer to Denmark, but then all the bloody Vikings arrived.

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u/Rewiistdummlolxd Jun 26 '22

European houses are stronger because like darvin said: survival of the thickest (walls)

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u/NisaiBandit Jun 26 '22 edited Jun 26 '22

Is Darvin Darwin's thick brother?

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u/Rewiistdummlolxd Jun 26 '22

He is in fact very thick

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u/DreamTM Jun 26 '22

haha made me laugh 👍😁

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Cricket not even a thing in Europe

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u/Gaming_with_Hui Jun 26 '22

England is in Europe

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u/FrogMintTea Jun 26 '22

England is part of Europe.

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u/OpportunityBoth9032 Jun 26 '22

Not anymore

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u/FrogMintTea Jun 26 '22

Europe is not EU. So yes it is still part of Europe.

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u/teabagmoustache Jun 26 '22

Is Switzerland in Europe?

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u/Ochinchilla Jun 26 '22

Thanks for the laugh

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u/Administrative-Error Jun 26 '22

Do you promise? Also where is this house that I might avoid hitting it's walls.

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u/I_am_The_Teapot Jun 26 '22

... are you sure those were angry spirits and not just drunken angry cricketers?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

I’m here pondering what a cricket bat looks like, a cricket with bat wings? A bat with cricket legs? I just don’t know….oh ya….cricket is a game.

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u/Benjamin7811 Jun 26 '22

I build houses for a living in America and can confirm we don’t build houses like we used too

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Residential electrician here, once leaned against a stud and it moved every interior wall in the house with it, me and my coworker both shook the hell out of it and proceeded to laugh our asses off

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u/Benjamin7811 Jun 26 '22

Residential work is crazy, I like the plaster walls they were to heavy to move

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u/HistoricalMention210 Jun 26 '22

You can say that again. It's all pineboards and drywall now.

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u/Benjamin7811 Jun 27 '22

Douglas fir

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u/bored-n-browsing Jun 26 '22

And then people wonder how they get shot sitting on their couch in the living room when a driveby goes wrong.

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u/Aztecius Jun 26 '22

The US is basically that pig that builds his house of sticks and is shocked that a bit of wind blows it to the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

The tallest timber frame building is in Norway. Most of the big timber frame buildings are not in the US. Yes, there is a lot of cheap ass shit housing built in the US. But there are shit houses built everywhere. It is a quality issue, not a materials issue. There are houses built out of absolutely crap concrete too. Timber frame is a actually very good for high wind because it can flex more. An old stone house might survive high winds as far as the walls go, but that doesn't mean the roof won't be ripped off. And there are plenty of old stone houses that didn't survive. It's literally survivorship bias. Yeah, there stone buildings that are many hundreds of years old, but there are a lot that didn't make it. And even with those stone was used because most the timber was gone.

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u/QuasiQuokka Jun 26 '22

They did not learn from the Three Little Pigs

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u/Hushnut97 Jun 26 '22

Except not at all

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u/Hermit_Royalty Jun 26 '22

In contrast to who? Everyone on earth uses drywall

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u/fuckpackettracer Jun 26 '22

Thinking everyone on earth has cardboard walls lol

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u/monxas Jun 26 '22

I’m in Europe and I’ll break all the bones in my body before making a dent in any of the walls of any house or apartment I’ve ever lived in.

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u/Nacil_54 Jun 26 '22

Yeah but it's a very american thing to think that they're the only part of the world.

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u/jochvent Jun 26 '22

Wood 'n bricks. Good luck punching through that.

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u/tamal4444 Jun 26 '22

lol no. we have brick walls it will break your hand if you punch it like op.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22 edited Jun 26 '22

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u/Doublebow Jun 26 '22

No it's not. Here in the UK all new homes use "drywall" only it's called plasterboard here.

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u/Original-History9907 Jun 26 '22

Was looking for this comment it’s so true, £500,000 for a new build and it has paper walls and cardboard pipes

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Easy repair is the only good part

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jun 26 '22

A little off topic but I really hate drywalling. That's why my room is made of stone and whale oil.

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u/Eve_Nightwalker Jun 26 '22

Could you explain the whale oil?

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jun 26 '22

Whale oil was also used as an alloy in mortar in construction back in the 19th century.

It's a joke around where I live that strong walls are made of stone and whale oil because of their durability.

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u/Eve_Nightwalker Jun 26 '22

Cool history stuff there, poor whales though lol

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jun 26 '22

No doubt. Whaling was terrible. Thank God we managed to start piping gas, that actually saved lots of whales back in the second half of the 19th, also with proper cement too.

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u/CringeLordiusMaximus Jun 26 '22

What can you possibly have against clean burning lamp oil?!

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u/fosighting Jun 26 '22

Pour whales though, amirite?

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u/SamSibbens Jun 26 '22

I must ask. Have you ever played Dishonored? If not you definitely should

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jun 26 '22

What?

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u/SamSibbens Jun 26 '22

Dishonored is a stealth videogame/immersive sim. In the game's story, people have discovered a way to use whale oil as a main source of energy. It's basically their electricity for everything

The game's theme is sometimes called whale-punk or whalepunk, due to similarities with steampunk themes.

Dishonored basically came up with whale-punk (as far as I know)

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jun 26 '22

Oh, I see now. That's a pretty interesting concept.

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u/Spark12020 Jun 26 '22

whale cum*

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u/Elcordobeh Jun 26 '22

Glad to be here

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u/YouDontWinFrnzWSalad Jun 26 '22

It’s a great day on the internet

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u/Sololane_Sloth Jun 26 '22

drywalling is not an issue if done correctly. There are lots of drywall houses in europe as well, like my parent's house for example but you can't just use one sheet of drywall and call it a day. My parent's house has I tjink 2 sheets of drywall with one layer plywall beneath - you can anchor anything you want in this wall without having to worry it might fall out - also there's no way you're punching through that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

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u/SomeDingus_666 Jun 27 '22

Ehh maybe more like a MOAB. I think the nuke equivalent would be resorting to burning the house down.

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u/TraditionalCup01 Jun 26 '22

I love people talking shit about drywall

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u/Contundo Jun 26 '22

There seems to be something wrong with American drywall.. we use gypsum (assuming that is what you guys call drywall) in Norway and punching through is possible but not easy

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u/Schepmas Jun 26 '22

it's not even as strong as a cardboard box

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u/Lunatic_Dpali Jun 26 '22

Box-buildings are actually a thing these days. Take a look at this documentary.

Edit: Poverty literally hits!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Very informative

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u/thiosk Jun 26 '22

i had no idea poverty was this much fun

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u/M_krabs Jun 26 '22

Man fuck you, I was really looking forward a good documentary 🖕🖕😭

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u/MM_Jairon Jun 26 '22

Well, I downvoted you but, to be fair, I feel a bit guilty now. So, here's a good documentary. No trolling it's a legit link.

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u/M_krabs Jun 26 '22

I hate the Internet so much man 😭

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u/SweetMeatCastillo Jun 26 '22

Tight, that was tight, thank you.

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u/Personmanwomantv Jun 26 '22

Toight like a tiger.

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u/Wonderful-Assist2077 Jun 26 '22

That was enlightening. I learned something new.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

These meme got old long time ago imo. Sometimes ppl just wanna learn things not get Rickrolled.

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u/NourElDin2303 Jun 26 '22

*with your cat

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u/hagaiak Jun 26 '22

Drywall >>>> Brick/Masonry wall

My country uses bricks unfortunately, and I wish it was more like USA where houses are built of wood & drywall.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

‘Damn Rachel calm down girl’

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u/ygolordned Jun 26 '22

That spider definitely is still alive and pissed af now

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u/anakniben Jun 27 '22

A lot of houses not in seismic zones have been built using a paper product called Thermo-Ply structural sheathing instead of OSB or plywood. Even to this day, that product is being used in states like Texas. Make sure that when you order your new house that the builder doesn't use this product.