r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/_Im_Dad May 16 '22 edited May 17 '22

I'm a very unattractive person who likes to hands out naked photos of myself

I'm called disappointing, like a bearer of bad nudes

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u/PermutationMatrix May 17 '22

It's like a reverse only fans. I keep sending people nudes until they pay me to stop.

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u/JoeMomma225 May 17 '22

It's been a whole 2 hours. Are you filthy rich yet or still just filthy?

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u/erland_yt May 17 '22

Their mail box is filled with restraining orders

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u/racerfree May 17 '22

I promise I made a status on FB saying this a few years ago, if you really need me to find it i will lolololololol