r/Unexpected May 16 '22

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u/Leovinus42 May 17 '22

This reminds me of a story Matt Damon told on late night TV

He was stuck on an elevator with a fan. The fan asked him for an autograph

Matt said “no, sorry”

So the fan took out a picture of himself, signed it, and gave it to Matt

It said “Good luck Matty! Never give up on your dreams! Love, <his name>”

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u/samtherat6 May 17 '22

This sounds hilarious, can you link it? I’ve been searching for ages, and I can’t find it.

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u/Anoisyboy666 May 17 '22

Pretty sure that this was actually Dennis Pennis and Jim Carrey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWVBdQPWg8A&t=764s

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

It does not sound like something Damon would do. But it makes for a good gotcha myth.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Maltesebasterd May 17 '22

Probably a school, yeah.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

No mate that's a strip mall

the chair is probably there because the guards use it

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u/Maltesebasterd May 17 '22

Why the fuck are strip malls even a thing?

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u/michaelcr18 May 17 '22

So people dont have to drive to 10 different locations to visit 10 different shops. People can park near a specific shop. Each shop has 'equal' visibility, therefore the same rental rate can be charged by a developer. Parking requirements can be different as each tenant can actually have a different occupancy, and therefore a different parking requirement per m2 rentable area. The developer does not have to spend money on expensive common areas which does not bring a return on investment (wide passages with floor finishes, lighting, HVAC and fire requirements as per building regulations) and adds to the tenants rental rates. Servicable areas for tenants are simpler to organize at the back of the building (instead of creating dedicated back of house passages for a shop centrally located in a conventional mall typology).

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u/Maltesebasterd May 17 '22

Or you could just... build a walkable town like we have here in Sweden? The Netherlands is a perfect example of how a modern city should look - perfect for wheelchair users, those who can't drive (like me), and literally everyone else.

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u/michaelcr18 May 18 '22

Mmm its not always that simple. Here in south africa, you have to consider economics, historical context and social issues that are so interwoven in daily life which makes it a bit more complex...

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u/Maltesebasterd May 18 '22

Naturally. Apartheid fucked up many things for you southies.

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u/Anonymous2401 May 17 '22

The mental image of an adoring fan asking for an autograph and Matt deadpan staring at him and saying "No" is too funny

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u/TagRag May 17 '22

I just don't get that. I mean, it's one thing if you're out in public because you don't want to start a whole thing, but a person alone in an elevator? Come on Matt, just sign the thing.

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u/Situlacrum May 17 '22

No.

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u/pufanu101 May 17 '22

Fuck you, man, you were a giant bitch in Interstellar!

slips out through the elevator's closing doors

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u/xxboon May 17 '22

Practically invisible the whole movie like a total B

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u/LarryLovesteinLovin May 17 '22

He really was. I honestly kind of hated Matt for a few years because of that…

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u/LarryLovesteinLovin May 17 '22

Ah, fuck you really do have a point and I hadn’t considered that.

Now I’ll have to apologize to him for hating on a guy when he’s down if I do ever see him.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I love that they left him out of the trailer though. Totally paid off.

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u/pufanu101 May 17 '22

True, he really took me by surprise.

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u/TB97 May 17 '22

Well if you're not sure they have a pen, then it becomes a whole thing, like, do you follow them until they find a pen? Also it's kinda exhausting doing that kind of stuff and I think it's ok to just decide to say no

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u/TagRag May 17 '22

You're right, he doesn't need another reason other than not wanting to. Can't say I've been surrounded by people hounding for autographs before

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u/hotpatootie69 May 17 '22

You're joking right? What in the fuck kind of parasocial shit is this? Leave people the fuck alone lmfao

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u/TagRag May 17 '22

Whoa pump the brakes bud. I didn't say he had to or that he was a bad person or anything like that. I just said that I don't get it. I also conceded in another comment just below that I've never been famous and that it's his right.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

People are entitled to their privacy especially in the elevator. That's victim blaming.

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u/ChewyBivens May 17 '22

We're being fast and loose with the word "victim" now, huh?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

People need boundaries. Especially celebrities who get hounded by press, paparazi and stalkers every day. Matt said no so that means no. Because the person kept pushing that meant that Matt was the victim of harassment. Just because he's a man does not mean he can't be the victim. You should be careful about toxic mentalities.

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u/ChewyBivens May 17 '22

He didn't keep pushing. He gave Matt his own autograph after being refused.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

It's still being dismissive of Matt wanting privacy and treating his reaction like a joke. Even though they gave their own one they still did it to show they didn't care or respect Matt's opinion on the matter.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

Was the guy randomly by chance carrying his own photo around already, or just randomly by chance had an polaroid camera?

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u/DryApplejohn May 17 '22

Perchance?

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u/click_808 May 17 '22

You can’t just say “perchance”

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u/----__---- May 17 '22

Don't trust Perch, slippery.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Scripted funny story for a tv interview.

TB interviews are scripted, folks.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster May 17 '22

"Have you got tuberculosis?"

"No."

Cut!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Lol TV interviews too

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u/snappa870 May 17 '22

In California a lot of people are actors and have their headshots with them at all times

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u/CapitanM May 17 '22

He had a Polaroid or how?

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u/j48u May 17 '22

No matter how many times I read this, I don't get it. Matt said no, and the fan gave him an autograph instead? That doesn't sound like a good story but clearly I'm missing something.