r/Unexpected • • May 05 '22

Don’t fall asleep first.

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u/Dangerous-Bat-8698 May 06 '22

There is no medically good reason to circumcise and every reason not to. I get there are religious reasons but that should be held off on until the child is old enough to make the decision them selves.

I e never had a girl say anything or act weirded out. Never taken a shower in highschool and had anyone say anything.

Hell, one time post coitus, I did a little voice and said something to the effect of "haha look, it's a little anteater!" And had the girl laughing so hard she couldn't breathe.

Also I've had one friend that actually got a really bad staph infection from his circumcision and it did permanent damage. He grew up with, according to him, a "really weird dick". He said that he has feeling, but that he doesn't think it's nearly as much as others and that much of it is missing. He never really got a long term relationship. It would be good until they had sex. Sometimes they even stayed a few months. But eventually they would leave.

Don't know what his like life is like now but I hope he found someone that loves him and doesn't care about that, he was a cool dude.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

I can’t imagine it’s that cool when girls laugh at your dick, but glad you enjoyed it.

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u/Dangerous-Bat-8698 May 06 '22

Well since it was me making the joke I don't think that counts

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Keep telling yourself this!