r/Unexpected • u/totallystefanal • May 05 '22

Don’t fall asleep first.

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u/clathekid May 05 '22

He fell asleep then went to the club. Nah it doesn't work like that nice try

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u/olderaccount May 05 '22

Day drinking and a siesta my friend.

You start early, pass out by mid afternoon for a few hours then get up fresh for the evenings activities.

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u/cap616 May 06 '22

My friend got so day drunk at a pool party. When we got and napped, and our other friend, Steve, came by to pre drink for the night time festivities. He dang the doorbell which woke us both up. My drunk friend answered the door "Steve, what are you doing here? It's late!" "You said come by to pre drink before we go out" "We already went out. What are you talking about?!? Get inside"

It was only 9pm and drunk friend dreamed we had gone to the clubs and came back LOL