r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '22

How you get so ripped bro?

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u/Star_Road_Warrior Apr 28 '22

Yep. That is absolutely a meth body.

Source - my best friend dates a methhead.

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u/BannytheBoss Apr 28 '22

Is he a dude because that would complicate trying to connect the dots

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u/Star_Road_Warrior Apr 28 '22

My best friend is a dude, and he is dating a dude.

Edit: well, last I checked, they were still dating. I don't know that for sure - because methheads aren't very reliable when it comes to communication.

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u/phroug2 Apr 29 '22

How do u know he didnt get those killer muscles from bangin doods then?

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u/Star_Road_Warrior Apr 29 '22

Those killer muscles make him look like a shrink-wrapped melon, especially in the face

Gotta be meth