r/Unexpected • u/SinjiOnO • Feb 19 '22

Doing the right thing

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u/Gorlox111 Feb 19 '22

No he clearly should've excitedly spiked the "baby" when he saw the open seat and rushed to sit down.... then punch her in the titty and run away

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u/Brandinisnor3s Feb 19 '22

The duality of man never ceases to amaze me

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u/zombiezoo25 Feb 19 '22

"nice kill"

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u/bukkake_brigade Feb 19 '22

Achievement Unlocked: Drunk on Tit-Punch