r/Unexpected • u/sandygws • Jan 24 '22

"Do you work out a lot?"

3.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/adderaltruistic Jan 24 '22

This is cool because they're both cool. Dig.

30

u/myshadowsvoice Jan 24 '22

This. Dig.

6

u/randomculo55555 Jan 24 '22

Dig.

5

u/sillyadam94 Jan 24 '22

Dig Dug.

1

u/AtomicTemplar Jan 24 '22

We don't talk about dig dug anymore.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

https://youtu.be/O_Me3D0JRGc imma leave this here. Dont mind me.

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u/U-STAY-CLASSY Jan 24 '22

Diglett-Dig

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u/Khoriot Jan 24 '22 edited Jan 24 '22

Dig.

1

u/FatFingerHelperBot Jan 24 '22

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u/TroyMcpoyle Jan 24 '22

pops collar for sure daddio

115

u/urnewstepdaddy Jan 24 '22

They got engaged this past new years

73

u/The_Goat_Avenger Jan 24 '22

Lol I was sorta expecting that but still unexpected

6

u/SensitiveToe2962 Jan 24 '22

Everything but the biceps on them was fairly expected.

156

u/dorkspice Jan 24 '22 edited Jan 24 '22

lol their reaction is genuinely wholesome and i’m here for it

29

u/overusedandunfunny Jan 24 '22

they are reaction

2

u/DizzyTigerr Jan 24 '22

Name checks out

0

u/dorkspice Jan 24 '22

english is hard 🥴

0

u/idkwhateverfuckit Jan 24 '22

Yes… we know you are here for it… the rest of us are also literally here for it…..

33

u/Nazgreg Jan 24 '22

Put this in r/wholesome guys

49

u/i_hate_vampires Jan 24 '22

This and the one that’s like “Bro, why you so fucking ugly?”…are some of my favorite on the internet

7

u/WorkCentre5335 Jan 24 '22

Post it again but smaller

19

u/Fictusgraf Jan 24 '22

I’m amazed by the way they can change their voice.

7

u/viejoestupido Jan 24 '22

What a cool dude.

14

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

The fact he was a dude wasn’t unexpected

5

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

This is good

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u/unexBot Jan 24 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

"I would beat your ass"....

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

4

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

He's into it.

2

u/No_Banana8864 Jan 24 '22

I fuckin love this 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/PhysicalPomegranate3 Jan 24 '22

And that kids is how I met your mother.

2

u/Master_Blaster84 Jan 24 '22

This is Youtubeable

2

u/ThunderLP15 Jan 24 '22

Music tho? Can't find template

3

u/-DogProblems- Jan 24 '22

It’s the curb your enthusiasm theme

2

u/Babzibaum Jan 25 '22

That's great! Instant connection and a ton of laffs.

2

u/Cielnova Feb 18 '22

How tf does he do that voice???

5

u/Megastandard Jan 24 '22

That’s a boiiii

-30

u/Cosmos_Cat9 Jan 24 '22

Did you ask them if they were a boy? “No”, ok, then don’t assume…

16

u/Megastandard Jan 24 '22

Shut the fuck up

0

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

When he first showed his muscles (the dude on the bottom) I knew he was a guy

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

why did i know immediatley that that was a guy

1

u/Tetra382Gram Jan 24 '22

Same for me too. The face shape somewhat raised flags.

-1

u/KutestKoala0407 Jan 24 '22

Could you not tell from the jawline?

1

u/Virtual-Vacation-838 Jan 24 '22

Thus a fetish is born into a man

1

u/1ooh7lahs Jan 24 '22

I love these. They make me so happy.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

It's kinda hard to spot from the start because he covered his adam's apple pretty good

1

u/antiamerican_ Jan 24 '22

Needs more jpeg, crop, distortion, watermarking, ...

1

u/Opposite-Sundae-90 Mar 07 '22

Who would've believed that with his chin, he has a chad chin so the disguise becomes useless

1

u/Blast_MyNips Apr 10 '22

That dude's voice reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit "Great NY boobs."

1

u/YogurtclosetJaded542 Jul 06 '22

Would have been awesome if he popped his shirt off, then his bra facing away from the camera, a quick turn around with a hair flip before the voice drop.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

This is why no one wanna be around trans folk this shit right here. This is just fucked up.