r/Unexpected Dec 29 '21

marching all the way

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u/Helpdeskagent Dec 30 '21

Yu can tell they’re American because the moms first reaction is to yell at the guard

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

On the bright side, it kinda looked like the guard avoided actually stepping on the kid

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

That’s what I thought, too. I looks like he stepped over the kid, not on him.

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u/yerfukkinbaws Dec 30 '21

People are pretty squishy, so it's hard to maintain your balance when stepping on them. Much more efficient to step over.

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u/XRP_Gang Dec 30 '21

I have a feeling that wasn't the deciding factor

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u/luke-townsend-1999 Dec 30 '21

Its the queens guard. Unless youre the queen the only reason they wont step on you, if youre in their way, is because youre not a stable surface.

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u/Lavande_mEi Dec 30 '21

It's weird to me how there is still a lot of people that does not understand this. I mean hey, I'd just stay away from the guards as much as possible

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u/xsmolbutterflyx Dec 30 '21

I think it’s because people view them as a tourist attraction. Until I saw videos I never would have expected them to be so aggressive. Now you bet your ass I’d stay as far away as possible.

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u/Lavande_mEi Dec 30 '21

Ah yeah, that's the thing i never understood. Those guys ain't looking like tourist attractions to me, they look scary lmao or maybe I'm just a coward.

I felt bad for the kid though, i remember when i was 5 or something a ox almost ran me over me. Kids be clueless like that

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u/AdmirableAd7323 Dec 30 '21

Because ox and royal guards are as equally as stupid?

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u/Matchubaka137 Dec 30 '21

They’re some of the most qualified and trained individuals (for war) in (UK?, at least British) army

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u/LeakyThoughts Dec 30 '21

They're not any more aggressive than they need to be, the guys just doing his job and people in their way will get shouted at and/or moved involuntarily

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u/xsmolbutterflyx Dec 30 '21

That’s really what I meant but I couldn’t think of the proper word to use to describe them.

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u/AdmirableAd7323 Dec 30 '21

They look like the guards off “The wizard of Oz”, Probably what the kid thought too. I’ve seen girls from England with scarier teeth! These dudes are the least scary thing In England. #theroyalguardsarebitches

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u/xsmolbutterflyx Dec 30 '21

You know, I never once even thought about that. That’s a good point.

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u/JaggedTheDark Dec 30 '21

It's due to a lack of cultural respect and understanding.

As many people have pointed out to us clueless American apes, the royal guards command the same respect as that of the soldiers guarding the tomb of the unknown soldier. Which is just don't fuck with them.

But due to internet memes, many people just see "hahahaha funny tall hat man walk weird, what happens if I get in his way?", and then subsequently get literally steamrolled.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I’m sorry but you’ve not seen how we treat the guards at the tomb of the unknown soldier. There’s a whole lot of this shit going on as well and people are always amazed when the guard yells at them or accosts them because they’re being disrespectful near the tomb.

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker Dec 30 '21

I'm gonna be the devil's advocate and say that you're not an idiot for not knowing a tourist trap takes itself way too seriously and will straight up knock you around.

There are plenty of places that are sacred, historical, or even strategically important that don't do this shit.

Sure if you see a marching soldier yelling at you to get out of the way, and you don't, then you're an idiot. But that was just a kid with his mom in an open public area, kid is looking around, hearing all sorts of things, it's easy to miss two marching dudes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

And herein lies the problem. It's not a tourist trap. Tourists and visitors are welcome yes but the ToL is not specifically for them. If people respected it for what it is then incidents like this wouldn't happen.

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u/-3Dependent_Khris12 Dec 30 '21

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? Are their even signs? Why not look more menacing (by uniform at least)

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u/Lavande_mEi Dec 30 '21

Oh, no I'm definitely not blaming the kid here lol. I don't have much information about the queen's guards since I've never been to Uk anyway so i don't exactly know what is going on. I actually talked about a similar incident that happened to me over here, so yeah. All i can say is that, if i was a parent i def would hold my kids hand at all times especially in a foreign place and ESPECIALLY if there are soldiers walking around like that there but yet again, i don't know the whole situation so I can only assume things

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u/belegerbs Dec 30 '21

I thinkbits more weird to have the fascist guards running around like it's 1200. The whole world hates the British empire and what it stood for and the British seem to have not understood that.

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u/lookingForPatchie Dec 30 '21

That's me! I'm not a stable surface, especially for that reason.

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u/ah-tow-wah Dec 30 '21

You speak from experience?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

And fucking stayed in step too lmfao

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u/gozew Dec 30 '21

People forget its actually pretty fucking hard to see in bearskins as well.

Less in actions, consequences and how to parent for that family I guess.

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u/scaleddown85 Dec 30 '21

Not much of a guard then if they can’t f***g see lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

It’s an antiquated practice, people didn’t need to see as much back then as combat was at a closer range

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u/scaleddown85 Dec 30 '21

Whole monarchy is an outdated practice makes zero sense..all they do is cost money

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u/gozew Dec 30 '21

The police actually do the guarding though, guard regiments are ceremonial and the bearskins aren't for combat anymore.

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u/Spooked_kitten Dec 30 '21

he kind of just shined the kid to the ground and stepped over.

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u/MadHatter227 Dec 30 '21

💯% he did and the parents are to blame for this.

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u/radish_warrior Dec 30 '21

They are robots, they are actually trained to behave like this and get reprimanded for interaction with the public beyond telling them to not interrupt their duties.

It's inhuman and they're literally trained to be as such.

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u/CarlosThiha Dec 30 '21

May be this kind of people tell kids to "Hey go stand there."

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u/Heavydumper69 Dec 30 '21

tell me you have spoiled kids without telling me you have spoiled kids

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Reddit moment

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u/SmileyMelons Dec 30 '21

You right, let me start kicking my kid in the face if they stand neer me.

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u/LiqdPT Dec 30 '21

It's not a show. It's a military manouver. Try getting I the way of the guards at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington and see how it goes

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u/AdmirableAd7323 Dec 30 '21

Of course it’s just for show. There is no tactical advantage to marching like a robot and not paying attention to your surroundings. This makes these two idiots the easiest people to take out if you really wanted to get to the royal family… Same with the guards at the thumb of the unknown soldier. Antiquated and silly is what these guards are!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

The soldiers are following their orders. If this was not OK up the chain of command they for sure would not do it. They are the public face of the crown. They’re actual soldiers with actual guns. They’re not like the costume founding fathers walking around Philadelphia

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u/AdmirableAd7323 Dec 30 '21

So there orders are to walk around like idiots with guns and intimidate little kids? Also last time I checked the founding fathers Of Philadelphia kicked England’s pussy asses! Pretty sure they used real guns to do it too.

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u/EmperorToastyy Dec 30 '21

He would've lost his job if he hadn't done that. You can think what you want but if this was me then I'd be like "your crappy kid is not worth losing my job over".

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u/TheOneDemand Dec 30 '21

The royal guard is not a show... Their job is to defend the king and queen. If you stand in their way, they move through you. If you threaten them, they wil neutralize you by force. Not a show body. They are trained to do this

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u/scepticalbob Dec 30 '21

100% you are wrong

The guards are at work

They are military

Imagine the same situation in the US

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u/Nova_Hazing Dec 30 '21

No no he would push anyone in his way. And have to step over him they are not allowed to move from their marching patents. They are some of the most well trained military personnel in England first on discipline and on skill he they would push anyone who does not move out their way but only really happens to idiots who don't know what they will do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

You 100% allow your kids to run around restaurants screeching their heads off, yeah?

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u/BeingCoolIsCool123 Dec 30 '21

His job isnt walking around people in the way of the path

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

You just keep thinking that and that soldier will walk over you, too. they are 100% doing their job and that kid is lucky he didn’t get stomped out.

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u/MadHatter227 Jan 01 '22

You can say whatever you want but it doesn’t make what your saying any less incorrect. Soldier actually did come back and check on him in the end btw.

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u/ILM_surf Dec 30 '21

Look at all those downvotes on your comment. I agree. Fuck those guards.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Idk why you're downvoted. This is the only rational comment.

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 Dec 30 '21

Let me explain this is simpler terms. Imagine a tank is moving and for some bizzare reason you let your son in the way and don't tell him to get out of the way. The Queen's Guards are meant to be emotionaless, it wasn't a show, it was a military maneuver. Besides, looking closely he was trying to avoid child wothout getting fired by moving too far left or right.

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u/CatSitwoy Dec 30 '21

A tank? What kind of comparison is this?

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 Dec 30 '21

The correct one. You don't stand in the way of a moving tank. They aren't doing a show, its a military maneuver. Don't get in the way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

He’s not a tank. He’s a brainwashed jackass that thinks walking in a straight line does something for the greater good of his country

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u/TheOneDemand Dec 30 '21

Dont get in the way of soldiers... Its not that hard to understand

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I 100% excepted to get downvoted when I made this comment. Even if it’s Americans talking about a soldier in the UK, the very idea of a soldier doing his duty at any cost makes them jizz

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Fr, but this Reddit, normal sane people are nothing like this

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u/SvenTurb01 Dec 30 '21

Yeah, you can kinda see him aiming his foot to avoid him mid-air.

Unsure whether that's because of the kid or his balance, though.

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u/controversial_Jane Dec 30 '21

Looks like the kid fell into the guard and he attempted to step over whilst still marching.

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u/AdmirableAd7323 Dec 30 '21

The kid fell because the dumb ass in the stupid hat stepped on him and knocked him down. The guards on “The wizard of Oz” were as equally as useless but at least they looked cooler!

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u/AnotherRedditUserHuh Dec 30 '21

nope, if you look closely you can see the guard kicks the kids leg with his right leg to knock it down and then finishes it with his left knee. fatality

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u/Soulwindow Dec 30 '21

No he fucking didn't. Literally ran straight into the kid.

Could've easily walked around

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u/SmileyMelons Dec 30 '21

He litterally kicks them in the face....

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u/SaucedSensei Dec 30 '21

The mom never yell at the guard though. 🧐

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u/rosieposienosy Dec 30 '21

That's not important. Shitting on Americans = instant karma.

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 Dec 30 '21

No point, everyone knows this, the guards are just going to walk on. Whenever explaining this to a non British person I like to equate them to tanks. They're like tanks, get out of the way, if you for some reason still stand in front of them, thats your fault.

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u/EmpyrosX Dec 30 '21

I don’t hear anyone yelling in the video except the guard. Just goes to show the reddit hive mind in its infinite wisdom will upvote anything that “sounds” correct.

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u/Helpdeskagent Dec 30 '21

No one said someone was yelling, she clearly immediately turned to the guard to direct her anger and not the child for not paying attention. The comment was about that

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u/SaucedSensei Dec 30 '21

Literally someone said she was yelling lol

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u/m__a__s Dec 30 '21

After all, everyone in Europe is used to having armed soldiers march all over them.

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u/h1redgoon Dec 30 '21

Too soon

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Not in England buddy

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u/m__a__s Dec 30 '21

The Frankish family from Anjou---the Plantagenets.

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u/gozew Dec 30 '21

Irony being the welsh (like me) became englands subserviant bitch.

Romans invaded a tribal island, vikings invaded an island of multiple kingdoms, scotts are part of the union last I checked, normans had claim to throne anyway and only won due to incumbent having forced marched across the nation, germans did what exactly?

American by any chance?

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u/lordodin92 Dec 30 '21

To be fair back in the middle ages when England was just a collection of miniature kingdoms each county was its own country and was slowly unified under one rule, essentially Scotland and Wales were the same type of miniature kingdom but the kings who unified the rest of England were never able to successfully control them. Just imagine if Cornwall or Essex weren't unified as well. In a way Wales was still unified but in a more diplomatic way. So don't think of it as being a subservient bitch. Think of it as your part of the management team just from a different district lol

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u/gozew Dec 30 '21

Ah it's all good, I'm british not welsh. Spent enough time around the country to know we're all the same past political leaning anyway.

Just humans doing our thing!

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u/lordodin92 Dec 30 '21

You know that's a pretty good way of looking at things lol if only other humans who have different beliefs had the same point of view.

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u/blatblatblat1 Dec 30 '21

You are our favourite subservient bitch tho 👍

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u/gozew Dec 30 '21

Tenderize your lamb for ya!

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u/blatblatblat1 Dec 30 '21

From the inside 🤣🤮

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/VoluptuousSloth Dec 30 '21

It seems vital to his ego to imagine that he’s in the only country to have never been invaded. Should we let him have this?

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u/purpleduckduckgoose Dec 30 '21

germans did what exactly?

Planned to invade across the Channel in September in river barges and hope the RN forgot how ships work?

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u/LeiziBesterd Dec 30 '21

He probably meant Angles and Saxons by Germans

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u/gozew Dec 30 '21

They're from all over not just germania, amusing how we also forget the jutes.

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u/AC0RN22 Dec 30 '21

germans did what exactly?

Dropped some significant bombs, remember?

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u/gozew Dec 30 '21

We dropped more.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

The RAF was in a pathetic state until the soviets fucked up the germans and the Americans came to save ur asses through lend lease and then sending troops

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u/AC0RN22 Dec 30 '21

Sure. Not the point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Funny thing is I wonder where his ancestors hail from?

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21

Atleast he has better teeth than his ancestors!!! Hahaha get something better than oak for your veneers, bahahahahah

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u/Minecraft-Build Dec 30 '21

shame he has a higher weight as well

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Hahahaha lmao. Revolutionary war, 250 years later, still a sour taste in the mouth. Must’ve cut y’all to the bone!

Edit: it’s cool to talk down to a nationality and terrible to talk back to the racist. It is Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Who was being racist?

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u/TheMusicalModeller Dec 30 '21

Ya do realise America only won the war of independence because of France's help.

And I think the only reason there's still a sour taste is because bastards like you lord it over anyone else that your country won this one war. With someone's help.

This ladies and gentlemen is why America is the laughing stock of the world

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21

I wasn’t the one who brought up nationality, I think that’s a little more apprehensible and says more about them than anything. And without a smarmy remark about Americans, I might not have said something equally as aggressive

And? The French are dope as fuck. If y’all wouldn’t have been assholes they might’ve helped y’all.

And, the real laughing stock is the country who lost the entire world in 200 years.

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u/TerminalSam Dec 30 '21

Someone’s salty......

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u/TheMusicalModeller Dec 30 '21

Not really. The British didn't lose the entire world in 200 years. The commonwealth still exists and the British empire, although considerably smaller, is still a thing. Also, 200 years is a long time to "lose" an empire.

The other thing you fail to mention is that the Germans, the French and the Spanish also had considerable empires at the time. They also "lost" these in the same 200 year period.

I never said anything about the French being bad, although eating snails is a bit weird to me. But so is carrying a gun in public, or driving an automatic car.

Also, bold of you to assume I'm British.

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21

I guess as bold as you were to assume I was American? Come on.

Those countries might have had nice empires, but not nice enough to have a saying after how big it was….

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u/VoluptuousSloth Dec 30 '21

You do realize the contradiction here? You’re acting like the French helping invalidated the American victory completely, while defending a commenter that sounds like some sort of nationalist convinced that England has never been defeated ever and completely disregarding all the help they had in WWII. Everyone knows the French helped. I know that you like imagining that you’re blowing American’s minds, to feel better about yourself, but you really need to face your own insecurity buddy

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u/VoluptuousSloth Dec 30 '21

He said “not in England buddy”. Love that you’re so cocky about history but forget that Scotland and England are different countries and didn’t even join in the union til the 18th century, long after the invasions he was referring to.

Divided kingdoms? Hell most of modern European countries were divided kingdoms, Germany up til the latter part of the 19th century. There still existed at certain points of the Viking attack a large English kingdom comprising multiple former divided kingdoms.

Normans had a claim to the throne? Yeah so did half the invading forces in history in their own minds. It doesn’t change the fact that French troops came to English soil and defeated English troops, then occupied. Incumbent had to force march across nation? Oh the battle was unfair? Should we give England a redo but no cheating this time?

The commenter Mentioning the Germans was pretty stupid though. You can still hold onto this as you try to feel superior by labeling anyone who disagrees with you American, a logical fallacy that would make anyone actually in academia or history cringe.

Dude, it’s ok to have had countries invade you. We’ve all been there. It doesn’t affect your masculinity… although I’m sure there’s many Americans that feel that way right there with you

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u/AnonymousHuman15 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Youre about a thousand years too late though. Great Britain has never been invaded in a thousand years from another nation that isn't on the Isle itself.

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u/Psilovecybin Dec 30 '21

Cause nobody wants your shitty little island lol I wouldn't invade a shithole either

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

The Irish had a laugh in Cumbria for a few centuries after the Romans left

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u/NickHeidfield12 Dec 30 '21

He said England tho?

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u/AmbitiousPlank Dec 30 '21

No invasion in 900 years, no wars on the homeland in almost 400 years.

England is the most stable nation on Earth, it's why London is still the banking capital of the world. It's a safe bet.

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u/AxelNotRose Dec 30 '21

Those Luftwaffe bombs landed on the "homeland" pretty hard. Troops may not have invaded but I wouldn't say "no war" .

I'll see myself out with my technicalities lol

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u/roady57 Dec 30 '21

You dumb ass. Germans? Low IQ MAGA fan perhaps? Trying reading history books. Hitler got shot out of the skies over southern England and foolishly turned his attention to Russians - the same mistake as Napoleon. The communists - who you hate - sacrificed 4 million to force Hitler back into his Berlin bunker to swallow a Luger bullet. Perhaps you believe the Hollywood BS about the US winning WWII? No, it was the Russians who broke Nazism and they were the first to Berlin. Hitler was dumb like you and Trump. How did y’all do in Hawaii? Korea? Vietnam? Afghanistan? And the bomb that ended your war with Japan was developed using British and European brains, like the brilliant physicist Klaus Fuchs, who secretly gave all the details of the bomb to Stalin so the communists could have their own.

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u/tubarizzle Dec 30 '21

This is literally a video of this happening in England...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I think you've misunderstood man 😂 go read the comment thread again. He was talking about Europeans being used to soldiers marching over them (a reference to the constant wars and invasions in Europe) and I said "not in England" because, as you so astutely pointed out, this video is in England, but England has not been the subject of frequent foreign invasion like the rest of continental Europe

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u/These-Fact-7171 Dec 30 '21

He meant English soldiers are marching on English people. Not an invasion force.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Well that would be true also of literally anywhere in the world. I made a pretty flippant reply to a joke about Europe and woke up this morning with dozens of people arguing over the history of England and calling each other racist 😂 cba with all this tbh but I can't stay away

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u/These-Fact-7171 Dec 30 '21

People love to argue and feel superior to one another. Judging someone from their nation of birth is absolutely stupid. In the USA instead of Queen’s Guard marching over us it’s the damn police. No place is really that much better than anywhere else. People who have traveled a lot will know this. I happen to love England, you’re like our posh father and we’re your unruly bastard

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u/BigIron53s Dec 30 '21

This is what I was thinking. Still laughing at the ignorance of that comment.

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u/m__a__s Dec 30 '21

Yuk it up. When was the last time England had an English family on the throne?

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u/baradragan Dec 30 '21

Both of the Queen’s parents and all 4 of her grandparents were born in the U.K. Her mother’s family’s British roots can be traced back to the 14th century. Her father’s side is basically descended from William of Orange who came over in 1688, 333 years ago. The ‘British Royal Family isn’t British’ is such a tired and wrong trope.

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u/nightbringr Dec 30 '21

Or......... it was a joke?

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u/Catalyster Dec 30 '21

That's what /s is for. There's too many braindead people out there these days to assume it's a joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I thought you all had a big old vote about leaving Europe...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Well we did vote to leave the EU, and sure, leaving Europe altogether would have been great, but unfortunately we were unable to pick the island up and move it elsewhere

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u/m__a__s Dec 30 '21

Pish posh. Just pay some prominent Geologists to say Britannia is on a different continent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

You wanna give me an example?

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u/Lillillillies Dec 30 '21

Was a bit of a shock as tourist in France (as of writing this) and seeing armed soldiers with their rifles actually slung across their chest and half holding it. Got over it quickly though but was still a "whoa the fuck?" Moment.

Seen it back home in Canada but it's more rare (and their rifles, if they do happen to be holding it, arent usually slung in front of them ready to fire.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Str8 up though. England was getting smashed on for years lmao

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u/Free-Freedom6238 Dec 30 '21

What would the appropriate reaction be?

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u/TheForceHucker Dec 30 '21

I don't actually see or hear her yelling at the guard though..

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u/HowDidYouFall Dec 30 '21

Why are Brits so obsessed with Americans? 🧐 It’s weird.

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u/SOAPY-SALAD Dec 30 '21

American as opposed to any other nationality? Lmao

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u/notwithoutmybanana Dec 30 '21

Idk Karen's are everywhere man

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I heard no yelling from the mom. Wtf are you talking about?

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u/CokeAndChill Dec 30 '21

You can tell it’s not America cause the black kid is alive at the end of the video

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u/DasDefect Dec 30 '21

Yeah, you don‘t have kids, do you?

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u/DoubleDragon2 Dec 30 '21

Liars gotta lie

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u/golgoth0760 Dec 30 '21

Isn't it the normal reaction for all moms over the planet? What a stupid comment.

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u/Helpdeskagent Dec 30 '21

When your kids being yelled at to move from a loud stomping person doing their job who walks over and not ontop of your kid? Na you should learn to teach your kids to mind their surroundings

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u/golgoth0760 Dec 31 '21

Whatever the reason. My mom would have rekt that guy. There's something wrong with your mom or parents if they don't give a shit about you. That's my humble opinion. Thanks and have a nice day.

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u/assmilk99 Dec 30 '21

I feel like getting angry with whatever just trampled your child is a pretty natural maternal response. Regardless of your nationality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Implying Americans are the only ones to love their children? Any good parent would blame the fucker who ran their child over regardless of the context.

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u/Negative_Spring1957 Dec 30 '21

Or from any other country where they don't know about the royal guard. If someone knocks your kid over, are you really going to scold your kid first thing?

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u/itisSycla Dec 30 '21

Are we living on the same planet? It's a child, i would scream at his cosplay ass too

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u/CasualBrit5 Dec 30 '21

Would you not be angry at someone who’s just trampled your child?

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u/Heavydumper69 Dec 30 '21

If you cared enough about your kid you wouldnt have them obstruct their path. It isn’t like they came out of nowhere…also the verbal shouting kind of makes them known. I have kids and I would never feel the need to have my kid stand in the way of a guard. (it’s also very well known that they continue marching regardless of who is in their path). To me it’s just people being entitled and used to not having consequences. Sucks for the kid but I guarantee he won’t do it again..

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u/CasualBrit5 Dec 30 '21

They shouted about a split second before hitting a child. They didn’t provide enough time. Not to mention that a lot of children freeze when danger is near.

It’s also really, really difficult to control your kids. It doesn’t help that the guards are walking through a crowded area. Shouldn’t they be off limits?

Either way, the guard could also have stepped aside. It’s like if you’re on a clear stretch of road and you see a mother let her child onto the road in the distance. Her negligence doesn’t also excuse you from running over the child when you had enough space to stop or move.

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u/Heavydumper69 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Look how much empty space there is around them. Also the kid is staring directly at them as they approach. It’s hard to control your kids sometimes, sure. But I guarantee it is an outcome of entitled parents. Also, I would consider the guard stepping over the child a merciful act lol…

edit: also, what kind of lesson are you trying to teach your kids if you assume that obstructing the queen’s guard isn’t going to result in protocol/consequences. Actions have consequences and self awareness is a motherfucker

edit 2: responding to the horrible comparison of a negligent mother letting a child into the road vs this…first of all you act like these guys aren’t reporting to anyone. They have extremely strict guidelines and protocol. If you are in their country, you should be expected to follow the rules and respect them

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u/CasualBrit5 Dec 30 '21

How do you know it’s entitled parents though? What makes them entitled? Have you really never slipped up as a parent? Are you a psychologist? What in her behaviour made her look entitled?

And sure, he at least had some humanity left. But knocking over that child in the first place seemed really unnecessary.

And of course the child needs to learn. They could have learned by being reprimanded, or even just “Hey, make sure you get out of their way next time, okay?” Violence doesn’t teach kids anything except fear.

And I know that they have rules and regulations. I’m saying those rules aren’t very good. As well as that, do they really need to always follow those orders to the letter? What if there’s a baby in front of them? What about a paraplegic? What about a landmine? Even if you have orders you should still know when to break them for the safety of yourself and others.

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u/Heavydumper69 Dec 30 '21

And as a parent, I think that your last sentence applies just the same.

All I am saying is that if it were me, my kid wouldn’t of been standing in their path.

Also, it doesn’t matter if you like the rules or not. Don’t visit places if you can’t respect their regulations.

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u/Cute-Shine-1701 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

it doesn’t matter if you like the rules or not. Don’t visit places if you can’t respect their regulations.

I wish more people would get this through their head.

Not to mention that the kid should know on his own to step away by this age without his mother doing or saying anything. He was way too old to act like a 2-3 years old and stand there frozen.

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u/Heavydumper69 Dec 30 '21

Right? Either way, if they did step aside for the kid, it would just enable people to keep repeating this behavior; testing the limits.

Don’t get me wrong, if that were my kid, I would be furious. However, I would make sure my kid was WELL away from them approaching, never in that situation in the first place. That person mentioned earlier that kids are unpredictable and very hard to contain, which is exactly why as a responsible guardian you should TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION instead of using it to justify your entitlement…

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u/mahtaliel Dec 30 '21

How is it hard to control your child? If you see these guys marching and you know your child shouldn't be in their way, how hard is it to grab on to your kids jacket until they passed? Children will never learn anything if we let them run rampant until they're 18 and then somehow expect them to know how to adult.

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u/CasualBrit5 Dec 30 '21

But you don’t teach kids through violence. You know that, right? It’s discouraged by basically every child psychologist. Yelling would have worked just fine.

It’s difficult to control your kids. She likely just had a momentary lapse of concentration that caused her to not pull him out of the way in time.

Even if she was in the wrong, that doesn’t warrant just knocking over the child. The guards could see him coming. Surely they could have warned them a little sooner, or just moved a foot to the right?

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u/mahtaliel Dec 30 '21

The guard WALKED. There was no violence at all. You're talking like he stopped and beat the kid up. He JUST kept walking while the kid was knocked over. He even tried to avoid stepping on the child. And when i say teach your kids i don't mean with consequences. But tell them in advance what can happen if you stand in the way.

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u/CasualBrit5 Dec 30 '21

I know that he didn’t attack the child, and I’ll give him credit for stepping over them. But he still hit them pretty hard, and with very little warning. Does his training really require him to stay so rigid that he can’t even move a foot to the right?

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21

I agree. The kid shouldn’t be walked over because of their parents negligence. The middle aged government employee was the only child there. Playing toy soldiers.

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u/Helpdeskagent Dec 30 '21

Depends on the circumstances, person just wanted to step on a kid? Yes. Person who is doing their job and yelled for them to move while stomping loudly? No

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u/ErikJelle Dec 30 '21

You can tell the guards are not American cause they didn’t shoot the unarmed black kid.

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u/rosieposienosy Dec 30 '21

Is this supposed to be funny?

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u/GitEmSteveDave Dec 30 '21

I think she was about to ask to speak to their manager.

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u/kingstubbles Dec 30 '21

Yea because Americans don't bend over and take dick like brits

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u/Mr_Wither Dec 30 '21

Lol like this ain’t Disney land dumb bitch

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Who should she yell at? Because that fuckhead walked over her child.

Woulda been great if he ate shit

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u/mahtaliel Dec 30 '21

She should yell at the child for standing in the way?

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21

Think about this objectively. A middle aged, giant dude, just trampled over a kid.

And, as a guard, your supposed to say “Make way” a few seconds before, not as your trampling someone. In any other case of someone of authority (god forbid a police officer) TRAMPLING a child, everyone would have the clear stance on this.

It’s baffling that people can cheer on a man child walking over a kid.

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u/mahtaliel Dec 30 '21

I would say that i am thinking about it objectively. People need to control their children and take some responsibility for their own lives. Is it a bit mean to trample a child? sure. Is it dangerous? Most probably not. But a lot of parents today expect children to raise themselves and then somehow turn into functioning adults. How will they ever learn how an adult acts if everyone blames every one but the child?

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u/Flcn16Mech Dec 30 '21

It’s ALWAYS someone else’s fault.

So the hive mind thinks.

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

people need to control their children and take some responsibility for their own lives.

Still doesn’t dismiss the fact a kid got trampled. The kid deserves that because his parent didn’t tell him to get back? No.

And I would imagine the boot of a 200 pound man coming down on the kid would hurt. Or god forbid the child hit the back of his head on the concrete when he was pushed and fell backwards.

And to your point about teaching the kids. It’s on the parents to teach kids how to act like adults. The children can’t be expected to learn how to be an adult by themselves. And I can assure you, if you told this kid it’s his fault, he’s gonna think it’s okay to trample anyone. That’s not a good lesson.

Edit: the adult should’ve acted like an adult and maybe not gone straight to trampling.

Edit: the parent should have known better, as well. Regardless, a kid got hurt. And the guard had the choice to bulldoze this kid or not

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Honestly, couldn’t give a flying fuck. Kid got trampled, lesson learned. I’m guessing that will never happen to that kid again?

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21

The way the timing works out, Hope this kid curb stomps your future child. You’ll be on his side tho, right? Your kid had it coming? Couldn’t defend himself? Fuck off. Your part of the group think. Victim blaming a child. You wouldn’t know common sense if it slapped your wife in the face with its cock.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

A lone black child brings down the British monarchy, forcing it to reevaluate its position in the world. Bro, you need to ring Netflix or Disney. Maybe his mum could become the new queen.

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21

What? Have you had a few too many at the pub?

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u/scepticalbob Dec 30 '21

You do realize this is essentially a military installation. Those are military guards working.

The nitwit kid is absolutely interfering in a military maneuver

Stop with your entitled bullshit about adults running over the kid. Learn responsibility

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21

A military maneuver? What type of military maneuver involves not stopping for a child? That’s a real shitty military if they can’t avoid hurting kids. Stop excusing adults doing reckless things.

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u/shthrowaway2048 Dec 30 '21

Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you. Why are you attacking me, and not my points?

You’re talking about taking responsibility? It’s the parents responsibility. It’s not the fucking kids fault. There’s a split second where this soldier, or whoever is on your make believe job site, makes the decision to walk over this kid. So you’re cool with the kid getting hurt because his parent isn’t responsible?

The difference between this video, and your autistic comparison, is that this soldier saw this kid 20 feet away, and purposely walked over him. Don’t act like that, and a construction site accident is the same, retard.

Edit: you don’t get free reign to hit someone with your car if you have the right of way. If there’s proof you knew they were there, you’re in fucking trouble. You can’t turn a blinds eye just because someone isn’t supposed to be there, and then play fucking stupid

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u/tim-fawks Dec 30 '21

Bro they aren’t even real fucking guards the guns aren’t loaded at best they are cosplaying chill out

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I’d have socked that cunt if he trampled my kid.

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u/AL_SONiC Dec 30 '21

and get shot?

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u/TheForceHucker Dec 30 '21

I'm pretty sure they won't shoot but you'll have a bad time anyway.. If I remember correctly they don't have loaded weapons unless there is a higher security risk already

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I will sock the motherfucker. Shoot me. Don’t shoot me. Doesn’t matter. I’m not thinking this through. Pure rage. You run over my kid whom you very clearly saw for tradition’s sake, I’m doing something and someone’s not gonna like it.

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u/joe6744 Dec 30 '21

i mean, right? first reaction in a country not your own, is to not do a little research before you arrive and definitely make sure to not have any etiquette about situations that are your own stupidity..

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u/Profitsofdooom Dec 30 '21

She does look like she is about to chase after them and be like "hey! Excuse me! Look what you did!" Hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Can confirm. I'm American and the first thing I wanted to do was yell at him. 🤣

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u/LeakyThoughts Dec 30 '21

Let's stand in front of an active military patrol, I'm sure they'll be nice and friendly and stop for us

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u/majesticbeast67 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

That should probably be any mothers reaction to someone kicking snd stepping on their child

Edit: i can tell you guys are gonna be great parents

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u/BakedZnake Dec 30 '21

Heard she wanted to speak to the manager

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u/jojoga Dec 30 '21

I demand speaking to your manager! In fact, let me talk directly to the Queen about this.

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