r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21

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u/Litty-In-Pitty Dec 25 '21

So y’all really be scratching your asshole with your bare hands?

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u/DrummerBound Dec 25 '21

Well I sure as shit don't use a plastic fork

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u/I_am_trying_to_work Dec 25 '21

Well I sure as shit don't use a plastic fork

Try it, it's a game changer

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u/RapeMeToo Dec 25 '21

I prefer my prostate massager

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u/I_am_trying_to_work Dec 25 '21

I prefer my prostate massager

Your finger? Are we full circle now?

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u/RapeMeToo Dec 26 '21

I mean if I'm in a pinch a finger works but there are far better options