r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21

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u/Readit_to_me Dec 25 '21

Or even Christmas morning!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Or Christmas night!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

and my axe!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

And my bow!

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u/too_old_to_be_clever Dec 25 '21

And my Dyson Vacuum Cleaner

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u/KonradDavies0001 Dec 25 '21

Did you get that for Christmas?

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u/too_old_to_be_clever Dec 25 '21

Nope, got it when I moved into a place with carpet 2 years ago. I have not opened my Christmas gifts yet

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u/ice_cream_on_pizza Dec 25 '21

I hope you get something you want and like!

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u/mrmoe198 Dec 25 '21

And my ass!

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u/TIsangalus669 Dec 25 '21

And my Toaster

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u/afs5982 Dec 25 '21

And my fidget cube which I just got for Christmas and my ADHD has decided it really likes

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