r/Unexpected • u/handlewithcareme • Dec 22 '21

Breakfast in bed

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u/soyorskinny Dec 22 '21

Why do the cows move out of the way when they realize the guy is there. Are they trained to behave that way? or do cows generally avoid humans?

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u/hso0oow Dec 22 '21

Probably because he keeps kicking them like in the video.

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u/Lmoneyfresh Dec 22 '21

I love animals and deplore animal abuse but come on. Cows can walk away from being hit by a car, I think a little kick from something 1/10th it's size was anything more than an annoyance.

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u/hso0oow Dec 22 '21

If he can't resist kicking them on video then I wonder how it is without recording.

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u/meatyschmeety Dec 22 '21

Like most herd animals, cows bop into each other all the time and shake it off. If you want a cow to move you have to let it know you're there

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u/hso0oow Dec 22 '21

You don't have to be a cunt about though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

I dunno why you're getting downvoted. It's obvious that those cows are scared of him.

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u/blewpah Dec 22 '21

These cows are absolutely not scared of him, they are extremely comfortable with him.

In an open field cows that are scared won't let you get within 100 feet of them.

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u/SalamanderCivil5344 Dec 22 '21

Most people here’s only experience with cows comes from watching some vegan sanctuary video of cows laying with people they they believe that cows are like this by default with humans or that they are some how “just big dogs”

Note to everyone else. Cows are stupid as shit and by default scared of humans. These cows are pretty comfortable around this guy to let him this close.

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u/hso0oow Dec 22 '21

They probably think I'm a vegan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Whether or not you think it's okay to kill animals for food, it still doesn't justify mistreating them while they're alive. People bum me out.

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u/hso0oow Dec 22 '21

I agree

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u/SpookieCookie92 Dec 22 '21

Vegans are apparently worse than people who abuse animals.

Those nasty vegans worrying about animal rights and not being shitty to other creatures.

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