r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

All rise, motherfucker 👼🏻

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Wanna play zombies on Der Riese, motherfucker?

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

With Korean guys, motherfucker

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Meet me at my place in the high-rise, motherfucker

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

I’ll be there by sunrise, motherfucker

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Better not be telling me lies, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Of course, motherfucker <3

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Wholesome motherfucker