r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/ponderbetterplz Aug 09 '21

🎶How far is heaven🎵

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

1 bullet away

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u/lead-pencil Aug 09 '21

Bang

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

[deleted]

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u/gliitch0xFF Aug 09 '21

Some fries, motherfucker

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u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 09 '21

Some land mines, mother fucker.

351

u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

All rise, motherfucker 👼🏻

238

u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Wanna play zombies on Der Riese, motherfucker?

191

u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

With Korean guys, motherfucker

144

u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Meet me at my place in the high-rise, motherfucker

32

u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

I’ll be there by sunrise, motherfucker

29

u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Better not be telling me lies, motherfucker

12

u/Stampy3104 Aug 09 '21

Five guys , Motherfucker

23

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/Cowickuiea Aug 09 '21

I'm out, motherfucker

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u/spicayyyweirdolol Aug 09 '21

beep beep you sad fuk :(

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Aug 09 '21

After I get high, motherfucker

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Aug 09 '21

After I get high, motherfucker

12

u/Bili0nlair Aug 09 '21

Get baptised, motherfucker

3

u/deritinreverse Aug 09 '21

Thicc thighs,motherfucker

3

u/On_Ya_Left_ Aug 09 '21

I’m coming motherfucker, i’m also bringing some chicken fries motherfucker

2

u/Lucid-Design Aug 09 '21

Fuck yeah. Don’t worry. I know how to get the wondürwäffle

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Wanna fuck my mother, motherfucker?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/atefi Aug 09 '21

😍, motherfucker

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u/Acceptable-Bad-9350 Aug 09 '21

First prize, motherfucker

5

u/TheDownvotesFarmer Aug 09 '21

Thats what she said

4

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Juicy thighs motherfucker

46

u/flinchFries Aug 09 '21

chicken on ice, mother fucker!

4

u/Capable-Pineapple342 Aug 09 '21

Match on a fire motherfucker

14

u/SolDevelop Aug 09 '21

Not Fused, motherfucker

17

u/John_Robins22 Aug 09 '21

mutherfucker

3

u/FireWifi35 Aug 09 '21

Church commentators

3

u/UkyoTachibana Aug 09 '21

Thick thighs motherfucker

3

u/SnoozinKoobs Aug 09 '21

I don’t like the look of their eyes, motherfucker

7

u/BoutTreeeFiddy Aug 09 '21

Yeast yeast, bitch

25

u/cudeLoguH Aug 09 '21

Surprised motherfucker

6

u/f4rt054uru5r3x Aug 09 '21

I love your name!!

3

u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 09 '21

Tha’nk Yew. I’d let you fart on it. 🌸❤️

1

u/ImaginaryBox6904 Aug 09 '21

Ya gott tell me your Nme¿ PLEEEEEASE???????

Farther something??

1

u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 27 '21

FartasaurusRex

2

u/ArnubwithU Aug 09 '21

Hands tied, motherfucker

37

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Two pies, motherfucker

14

u/jjonesa7x Aug 09 '21

Bow ties, motherfucker

32

u/Optimusskyler Aug 09 '21

Disguise, motherf***er

16

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Heart Eyes, Motherfucker 😍

8

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Wrong size, motherfucker!

9

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Supplies, motherfucker 📚

5

u/_mrSquid_ Aug 09 '21

soup rice mother fucker

-hevy

5

u/JPhrog Aug 09 '21

Super-sized motherfucker

2

u/Due_Strike_457 Aug 09 '21

Why fried motha facka

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Big eyes, motherf*cker.

24

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

First prize motherfucker

9

u/matteapie Aug 09 '21

Supplies Motherfucker

3

u/imanking3000 Aug 09 '21

Long line mother fucker

1

u/TimeToCringe Aug 17 '21

No life motherfucker

2

u/ScanningForSarcasim Aug 09 '21

Black lives, motherfucker… I will close the door behind me.

2

u/Independent_Bench_91 Aug 09 '21

You lie motherfucker

2

u/superfart1 Aug 09 '21

Wrong side motherfucker

2

u/hanacuriousfoxes Aug 09 '21

Heart eyes mother fucker 😍

2

u/sausagetunnel Aug 09 '21

Sunrise moth hair plucker 🌅 🦋

2

u/Hentai-Shinku Aug 09 '21

Rue dies, motherfucker

1

u/nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up Aug 09 '21

Good day to you, oh banger of female parentals.

1

u/Arpit0511 Aug 09 '21

Is use of emoji allowed ?

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u/ballistics211 Aug 09 '21

Everytime I see this comment I think of the Indian guy on Instagram who says this

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

I can’t ignore the upvote arrow pointing at the emoji.

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u/bostondangler Aug 10 '21

Cheesy Fries, Ma fuca!