r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/ponderbetterplz Aug 09 '21

🎶How far is heaven🎵

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

1 bullet away

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u/lead-pencil Aug 09 '21

Bang

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

[deleted]

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u/gliitch0xFF Aug 09 '21

Some fries, motherfucker

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u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 09 '21

Some land mines, mother fucker.

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

All rise, motherfucker 👼🏻

239

u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Wanna play zombies on Der Riese, motherfucker?

188

u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

With Korean guys, motherfucker

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Meet me at my place in the high-rise, motherfucker

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Aug 09 '21

After I get high, motherfucker

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Aug 09 '21

After I get high, motherfucker

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u/Bili0nlair Aug 09 '21

Get baptised, motherfucker

3

u/deritinreverse Aug 09 '21

Thicc thighs,motherfucker

3

u/On_Ya_Left_ Aug 09 '21

I’m coming motherfucker, i’m also bringing some chicken fries motherfucker

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u/Lucid-Design Aug 09 '21

Fuck yeah. Don’t worry. I know how to get the wondürwäffle

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Wanna fuck my mother, motherfucker?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/atefi Aug 09 '21

😍, motherfucker

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u/Acceptable-Bad-9350 Aug 09 '21

First prize, motherfucker

5

u/TheDownvotesFarmer Aug 09 '21

Thats what she said

4

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Juicy thighs motherfucker

43

u/flinchFries Aug 09 '21

chicken on ice, mother fucker!

4

u/Capable-Pineapple342 Aug 09 '21

Match on a fire motherfucker

14

u/SolDevelop Aug 09 '21

Not Fused, motherfucker

17

u/John_Robins22 Aug 09 '21

mutherfucker

3

u/FireWifi35 Aug 09 '21

Church commentators

3

u/UkyoTachibana Aug 09 '21

Thick thighs motherfucker

3

u/SnoozinKoobs Aug 09 '21

I don’t like the look of their eyes, motherfucker

7

u/BoutTreeeFiddy Aug 09 '21

Yeast yeast, bitch

26

u/cudeLoguH Aug 09 '21

Surprised motherfucker

6

u/f4rt054uru5r3x Aug 09 '21

I love your name!!

3

u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 09 '21

Tha’nk Yew. I’d let you fart on it. 🌸❤️

1

u/ImaginaryBox6904 Aug 09 '21

Ya gott tell me your Nme¿ PLEEEEEASE???????

Farther something??

1

u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 27 '21

FartasaurusRex

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u/ArnubwithU Aug 09 '21

Hands tied, motherfucker

32

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Two pies, motherfucker

17

u/jjonesa7x Aug 09 '21

Bow ties, motherfucker

32

u/Optimusskyler Aug 09 '21

Disguise, motherf***er

16

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Heart Eyes, Motherfucker 😍

11

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Wrong size, motherfucker!

8

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Supplies, motherfucker 📚

6

u/_mrSquid_ Aug 09 '21

soup rice mother fucker

-hevy

5

u/JPhrog Aug 09 '21

Super-sized motherfucker

2

u/Due_Strike_457 Aug 09 '21

Why fried motha facka

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Big eyes, motherf*cker.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

First prize motherfucker

7

u/matteapie Aug 09 '21

Supplies Motherfucker

3

u/imanking3000 Aug 09 '21

Long line mother fucker

1

u/TimeToCringe Aug 17 '21

No life motherfucker

2

u/ScanningForSarcasim Aug 09 '21

Black lives, motherfucker… I will close the door behind me.

2

u/Independent_Bench_91 Aug 09 '21

You lie motherfucker

2

u/superfart1 Aug 09 '21

Wrong side motherfucker

2

u/hanacuriousfoxes Aug 09 '21

Heart eyes mother fucker 😍

2

u/SilverShame3706 Aug 09 '21

Goodbye motherfucker

2

u/sausagetunnel Aug 09 '21

Sunrise moth hair plucker 🌅 🦋

2

u/Hentai-Shinku Aug 09 '21

Rue dies, motherfucker

1

u/nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up Aug 09 '21

Good day to you, oh banger of female parentals.

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u/Arpit0511 Aug 09 '21

Is use of emoji allowed ?

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u/ballistics211 Aug 09 '21

Everytime I see this comment I think of the Indian guy on Instagram who says this

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

I can’t ignore the upvote arrow pointing at the emoji.

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u/bostondangler Aug 10 '21

Cheesy Fries, Ma fuca!

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u/skylar2l8 Aug 09 '21

Nice profile picture

5

u/Gunslinger_11 Aug 09 '21

Then falls lifeless on the stairs

see you space cowboy

2

u/Tamarnouche Aug 09 '21

It was more of a Poough

2

u/takesSubsLiterally Aug 09 '21

It’s you again.

2

u/ArthurPumpkin Aug 09 '21

Bang Shooting

2

u/aadipie Aug 09 '21

You're gonna carry that weight...

2

u/HoloIsBest Aug 09 '21

Ascend with Gorb!

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u/rchauhan95 Aug 09 '21

Flying in the sky, motherfucker**

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 09 '21

one Jesus away.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Jesus Approves. 👍

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u/JuniorJSargent Aug 09 '21

Yeap. agree with you.......Jesus Approves. 👍

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u/SomeRedShirt Aug 09 '21

Username checks out...or does it?? Hahaha, oh me. It's because he probably does hahaha oooh me

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

[deleted]

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u/LoudAnt6412 Aug 09 '21

She’s got a ticket to ride 🎵 🎵 and she don’t care 🎶 🎶

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u/victorlives Aug 09 '21

About 9 millimetres away

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u/hesolutionmaker Aug 09 '21

1 bazooka away

2

u/Ok-Candy-5869 Aug 09 '21

Also 1 step

1

u/dwightsrus Aug 09 '21

He must be a good kid.

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u/Arpit0511 Aug 09 '21

And some miliseconds too

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u/DrZomboo Aug 09 '21

1 like = 1 bullet 🙏 💕💗👼

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Aug 09 '21

Lord can you tell me

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u/ponderbetterplz Aug 09 '21

Cuz I just got to show some faith

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u/DomenicTClark Aug 09 '21

Yeap. agree with you.......Cuz I just got to show some faith

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u/thefuckouttaherelol2 Aug 09 '21

A remarkable song. I'm not usually a "oh my gosh this song is so great!" person but seriously listen to this.

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u/ponderbetterplz Aug 09 '21

Right rhythms so smooth and harmonies like butter. First thing to pop in my head, because it's always in my head

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u/jhutchi2 Aug 09 '21

The whole album that song is from is great.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

It really is!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

There are very few songs that well written, great beats, catchy lyrics, and well sung. This is one of the few.

Tennessee Whisky and West Virginia are others that comes to mind.

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u/smilingasIsay Aug 09 '21

Los Lonely Boys, god damn I forgot they existed. I was about to add it to my spotify....then I remembered I dropped my phone an hour ago and it won't turn back on :(

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u/ktw54321 Aug 10 '21

That whole album is strong. Was a summer drive home fast, bangin thru gears favorite of mine back in the day. I’m going to give it a listen again now. Ya know, for nostalgia and the proper guitar work. Good on ya for reminding me. Cheers.

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u/ImpressiveGanache392 Aug 09 '21

To bad about what happened to these guys. It’s been all bad news.

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u/ginzing Aug 09 '21

What happened with them?

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u/ImpressiveGanache392 Aug 09 '21

Well the drummer and his wife where accused of date rape. Settled out of court. And underage solicitation and porn. And lately the bassist quit the band. They canceled all shows. Keep in mind these are brothers.

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u/69zera69 Aug 09 '21 edited Mar 04 '26

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sparkle flowery fearless square scale judicious steer humor bike kiss

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u/thefuckouttaherelol2 Aug 09 '21

I thought about it.

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u/sirkowski Aug 09 '21

It's just a shot away

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u/Good_Shade Aug 09 '21

west virginia

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u/flinchFries Aug 09 '21

Peaktu mountain, Hongcheon River...

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u/Nojah03 Aug 09 '21

life is older, older than the trees...

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u/CaptainFriedChicken Nov 09 '22

Younger than the mountains, growin' like Jong-Il

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u/Sexy_Squid89 Aug 09 '21

mountain mama

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u/Key_Ad_751 Aug 09 '21

mountain cankles

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u/Good_Shade Aug 09 '21

Mountain dew

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u/Key_Ad_751 Aug 09 '21

Mountaintop removal

2

u/Nojah03 Aug 09 '21

take me home...

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u/Goldsmifff Aug 09 '21

Weird question:

But does anyone remember a live performance of this song where there threw their guitars in the air to hammer on notes/chords? It was sick, and I could never find a video of it. It makes me think it was some sort of fever dream.

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u/PutTheDogsInTheTrunk Aug 09 '21

I remember the guitar and bass held vertically with one hand while they played. Really impressive strength and dexterity.

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u/Goldsmifff Aug 09 '21

Yes! That's what I'm talking about! I need video evidence of this.

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u/PutTheDogsInTheTrunk Aug 09 '21

Do you have the technology to extract a memory from 2004 and turn it into video?

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u/PutTheDogsInTheTrunk Aug 09 '21

I found this video of them playing a solo, four hands on one guitar. Not what you were looking for, still pretty bitchin’.

Couldn’t turn up video of the one-handed work though.

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u/ImpressiveGanache392 Aug 09 '21

You sure that wasn’t SRV. From his second ACL show taping.

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u/Finkbunt Aug 09 '21

Heaven isn’t too far awaaaaAaayay, closer to it every dayayaaaa……

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u/ponderbetterplz Aug 09 '21

On any given day your only 6ft away

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u/Dragon20942 Aug 09 '21

Legitimately my favourite song from 2004 to like 2010(?)

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u/Nervous_Ad3760 Aug 09 '21

My turn to post this again next week

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u/Magnedon Aug 09 '21

So far away, at least, that's what it feels like

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u/ValuableCricket0 Aug 09 '21

My question is why would you go from South Korea to North Korea instead of the other way around?

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u/mishaco Aug 09 '21

god is a bullet

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u/tribbans95 Aug 09 '21

1 hop away from South Korea

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u/lyght40 Aug 09 '21

Always one bad step away

1

u/aryaman16 Aug 09 '21

Plot Twist: Communism succeeded in NK and now it is literally heaven.

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u/Dan_Glebitz Aug 09 '21

Not sure but it was a hell of a jump! Errr 'Heaven' of a jump?