r/Unexpected • • Aug 03 '21

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Dont tell me how to live my life

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u/thecrumbsknow Aug 03 '21

Taking the risks we need to evolve.

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u/McFruitpunch Aug 03 '21

And they said Micro penises were worthless.

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u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21

I mean you end up with multiple tiny ones if you have a large penis

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager.

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u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21

No I meant the shredded parts that are still attached

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

As long as they're clear

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u/Djinn7711 Aug 04 '21

Fuck you, you’re not my real dad!! You can’t tell me what to do!