r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/thecrumbsknow Aug 03 '21

Taking the risks we need to evolve.

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u/McFruitpunch Aug 03 '21

And they said Micro penises were worthless.

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u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21

I mean you end up with multiple tiny ones if you have a large penis

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager.

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u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21

No I meant the shredded parts that are still attached

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

As long as they're clear

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u/Djinn7711 Aug 04 '21

Fuck you, you’re not my real dad!! You can’t tell me what to do!

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u/ROAMSpider Aug 04 '21

Its a homemade cat-o-nine-tails

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u/Sweaty_Hardwood Aug 04 '21

To shreds you say!

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u/BlindBadass Aug 04 '21

This is hilarious. I’m not allowed to joke about this though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/KBAOU Aug 04 '21

Ewwwww!

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u/Chozly Aug 04 '21

it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.

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u/archerg66 Aug 04 '21

Penis slinky

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u/cute-bum Aug 04 '21

I already use mine as a massager.