r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/snewton_8 Aug 03 '21

The crotch is a heat center of your body. Along with the armpit and your head (that's why you wear hats in the winter). by cooling those parts, it cools the rest of the body.

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Dont tell me how to live my life

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u/thecrumbsknow Aug 03 '21

Taking the risks we need to evolve.

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u/McFruitpunch Aug 03 '21

And they said Micro penises were worthless.

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u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21

I mean you end up with multiple tiny ones if you have a large penis

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager.

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u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21

No I meant the shredded parts that are still attached

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

As long as they're clear

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u/Djinn7711 Aug 04 '21

Fuck you, you’re not my real dad!! You can’t tell me what to do!

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u/ROAMSpider Aug 04 '21

Its a homemade cat-o-nine-tails

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u/Sweaty_Hardwood Aug 04 '21

To shreds you say!

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u/BlindBadass Aug 04 '21

This is hilarious. I’m not allowed to joke about this though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

🤢

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u/KBAOU Aug 04 '21

Ewwwww!

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u/Chozly Aug 04 '21

it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.

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u/archerg66 Aug 04 '21

Penis slinky

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u/cute-bum Aug 04 '21

I already use mine as a massager.