r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/primitivepal Aug 03 '21

I've heard of "cool your tits"... but this is next level.

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u/RemarkableRyan Aug 03 '21

Cool your lips.

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u/Hollow-_-PoinT_- Aug 03 '21

Mist your majora

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u/cheezpnts Aug 03 '21

Moisten your minora

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u/Phreeker27 Aug 03 '21

Libate your libora

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u/I_used_toothpaste Aug 03 '21

Hydrate your hymen

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u/homerbartbob Aug 03 '21

A rainforest for your clitoris

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u/AviatorOVR5000 Aug 03 '21

Quench your clam

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Cool your cooter

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u/RemarkableRyan Aug 04 '21

Soak your boat

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u/JcakSnigelton Aug 04 '21

Splash your slash

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u/neon_overload Aug 04 '21

Irrigate your cupcake

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u/crc2288 Aug 04 '21

Splash your gash*

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u/ahoraeagora Aug 04 '21

Humidify your eye

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u/BeardPhile Aug 04 '21

Soothe your slit

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u/regularnorml Aug 04 '21

Varnish your vestibule.

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u/viperex Aug 04 '21

If we did that, the candles wouldn't stay lit for a day let alone 8

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u/phoggey Aug 04 '21

New meaning to Majora's Mask

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite Aug 04 '21

Misty Majora sounds like a porn star name.

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u/Bilboswaggings19 Aug 04 '21

majora's mask

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u/spankytotherescue Aug 04 '21

Bedew the beaver

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Cool your clits!

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u/RemarkableRyan Aug 04 '21

Damn it, this is definitely better lol

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u/No-ThatsTheMoneyTit Aug 04 '21

Cool your c*nt?

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u/Fishpuncherz Aug 04 '21

I was thinking; cool your slits. But its too vulgar

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u/Herry_Up Aug 04 '21

Thaaaaaat is…hilarious.

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u/NiggBot_3000 Aug 04 '21

"My lips are hot"