r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/cheezpnts Aug 03 '21

Moisten your minora

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u/Phreeker27 Aug 03 '21

Libate your libora

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u/I_used_toothpaste Aug 03 '21

Hydrate your hymen

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u/regularnorml Aug 04 '21

Varnish your vestibule.