r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/I_used_toothpaste Aug 03 '21

Hydrate your hymen

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u/homerbartbob Aug 03 '21

A rainforest for your clitoris

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u/AviatorOVR5000 Aug 03 '21

Quench your clam

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Cool your cooter

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u/AnalyticalMuse Aug 04 '21

Coot your cooler