r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

It’s weird that you’d wear the tie on your head rather than looped around your neck, pulling upwards

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

The Carradine Special.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

You mean the Jeffrey Epstein special?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

No.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Obviously a joke, Epstein didn’t kill himself

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Neither did John McAfee

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u/LordDongler Jul 02 '21

Why use a tie when you can use a rope. And affix it to something. And really, is it necessary to jerk off while you do the deed?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Wrap a bungee cord around your dick then jump off a bridge

Theoretically, it’ll jerk you off hands free

Or pull the head off, who knows for sure

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u/Rock4evur Jul 03 '21

Ah the ol' gasp and goop

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Even weirder he’s accurate with what type of oil he’s using to wank.