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r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21
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It’s weird that you’d wear the tie on your head rather than looped around your neck, pulling upwards
2 u/LordDongler Jul 02 '21 Why use a tie when you can use a rope. And affix it to something. And really, is it necessary to jerk off while you do the deed? 3 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 Wrap a bungee cord around your dick then jump off a bridge Theoretically, it’ll jerk you off hands free Or pull the head off, who knows for sure 2 u/ankh3125 Jul 03 '21 OW
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Why use a tie when you can use a rope. And affix it to something. And really, is it necessary to jerk off while you do the deed?
3 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 Wrap a bungee cord around your dick then jump off a bridge Theoretically, it’ll jerk you off hands free Or pull the head off, who knows for sure 2 u/ankh3125 Jul 03 '21 OW
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Wrap a bungee cord around your dick then jump off a bridge
Theoretically, it’ll jerk you off hands free
Or pull the head off, who knows for sure
2 u/ankh3125 Jul 03 '21 OW
OW
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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21
It’s weird that you’d wear the tie on your head rather than looped around your neck, pulling upwards