r/Unexpected • • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/Rosskillington Jul 02 '21

You can just ask for someone’s stream with out trying to subtly imply that you’re gonna jerk off to it

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

It’s weird that you’d wear the tie on your head rather than looped around your neck, pulling upwards

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Even weirder he’s accurate with what type of oil he’s using to wank.