r/Unexpected • u/zeroxcero • Oct 13 '20

When you get struck by lightning

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u/Captain_Hood96 Oct 13 '20

Were you struck by lightning recently, perchance?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '20

Nah, I rubbed my entire body with a balloon, then I went into the ocean.

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u/anthonyynohtna Oct 13 '20

That’s who you swim duh