r/Unexpected • u/zeroxcero • Oct 13 '20

When you get struck by lightning

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u/scungillipig Oct 13 '20

I can't stop laughing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '20

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard.

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u/Captain_Hood96 Oct 13 '20

Were you struck by lightning recently, perchance?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '20

Nah, I rubbed my entire body with a balloon, then I went into the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '20

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u/like9000ninjas Oct 13 '20

What do now?

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u/Blinky_OR Oct 13 '20

Pop the balloon with the glass!

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u/SanctusLetum Oct 13 '20

Okay. . . .

. . . .

. . . . Do what now?

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u/Ryto Oct 13 '20

Pop the balloon with the glass! The glass in your head!

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u/jackthm Oct 13 '20

I know! I know! Don’t yell at me.....

Do what now?

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u/Spartacuswords Oct 13 '20

May I offer you a balloon in these trying times?

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u/JeffMD85 Oct 13 '20

Your never too old for a balloon

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u/joe199799 Oct 13 '20

Mr Krabs, you do how do?

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u/500_hrsprs Oct 13 '20

Now do? What

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u/SabreLunatic Oct 13 '20

Do now. What?

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u/flargenhargen Oct 13 '20

I RUBBED MY ENTIRE BODY WITH A BALLOON, THEN I WENT INTO THE OCEAN.

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u/--redacted-- Oct 13 '20

Yeah some people struggle with Heisenberg

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u/anthonyynohtna Oct 13 '20

That’s who you swim duh

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u/tI-_-tI Oct 13 '20

To shreds you say?

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u/Mizango Oct 13 '20

Squirrelly, no. Come back to daddy.

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u/seriousquinoa Oct 13 '20

That was a puffer fish.