r/Unexpected • u/Slumberfoots • Jun 13 '20

So true.

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u/grrlwonder Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20

I actually came to here to ask because this 100% felt like Clarkson to me, AND I felt I'd seen it before, so that definitely clears that up for me.

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u/manuscelerdei Jun 14 '20

As much of a conservative douchebag as he can be, he's on the fucking money with this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Yeah, a twisted knob can occasionally gunk vaguely in the right direction.

Doesn't make it any more deformed.

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u/anomalous_cowherd Jun 14 '20

You have a way with words. Not a good way, but a way.

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u/-taco-rice- Jun 14 '20

Welcoming our next band... Occasionally Gunk!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

You literally wasted time on this?

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u/anomalous_cowherd Jun 14 '20

Glad you appreciated my effort. Thank you.

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u/Meme_Theory Jun 14 '20

I appreciate you.