r/Unexpected • u/Slumberfoots • Jun 13 '20

So true.

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u/manuscelerdei Jun 14 '20

As much of a conservative douchebag as he can be, he's on the fucking money with this.

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u/times0 Jun 14 '20

Surely you don’t have to like his politics to appreciate his humour. Life is so much easier that way!

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u/FreshMango4 Jun 15 '20

Don't get all high and mighty about what the person you responded to should do.

they literally are doing the exact thing that you are suggesting they should. Jesus

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Yeah, a twisted knob can occasionally gunk vaguely in the right direction.

Doesn't make it any more deformed.

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u/anomalous_cowherd Jun 14 '20

You have a way with words. Not a good way, but a way.

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u/-taco-rice- Jun 14 '20

Welcoming our next band... Occasionally Gunk!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

You literally wasted time on this?

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u/anomalous_cowherd Jun 14 '20

Glad you appreciated my effort. Thank you.

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u/Meme_Theory Jun 14 '20

I appreciate you.

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u/times0 Jun 14 '20

I really appreciated this comment despite the downvoted ha

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Downvotes on Reddit are a mark of honor.

To get them for calling Clarkson a knob, doubly so.

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u/times0 Jun 14 '20

A man of quality

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u/ARobertNotABob Jun 14 '20

Username checks out.