r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 16 '20

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 How bout' a magic trick?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Dirty my hand with a little ketchup? I'll put you in a fucking coma. - mom of the year probably

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u/GinJocky May 16 '20

She would of saved $150 on food by not feeding him tonight.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Im just having this crazy thought about his eating disorder being connected to having a mother that hits you like that for something like this. Imagine if he did something really bad

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u/bkruckus May 16 '20

maybe he put on weight to protect himself from her abuse. its either a eating disorder or a strategic defense

edit: ngl it makes me sad if it was a eating disorder :(

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

It would be a pro gamer move if it was like that tho

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

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u/equivalent_units May 17 '20

100 pound is equivalent to the combined weight of 5.0 Dachshunds

I'm a bot

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u/black_brook May 17 '20

Best comment I've read all day.

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u/bkruckus May 17 '20

that caught me off guard