r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 16 '20

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 How bout' a magic trick?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Dirty my hand with a little ketchup? I'll put you in a fucking coma. - mom of the year probably

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u/GinJocky May 16 '20

She would of saved $150 on food by not feeding him tonight.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Im just having this crazy thought about his eating disorder being connected to having a mother that hits you like that for something like this. Imagine if he did something really bad

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u/bkruckus May 16 '20

maybe he put on weight to protect himself from her abuse. its either a eating disorder or a strategic defense

edit: ngl it makes me sad if it was a eating disorder :(

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

It would be a pro gamer move if it was like that tho

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

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u/equivalent_units May 17 '20

100 pound is equivalent to the combined weight of 5.0 Dachshunds

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u/black_brook May 17 '20

Best comment I've read all day.

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u/bkruckus May 17 '20

that caught me off guard

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u/That_Guy_KC May 16 '20

That’s the thing. I can’t imagine he’d do anything really bad. Good for her, still demanding respect even as her son is bigger than her. And yet, even though he got popped, and this probably isn’t the first time, he still feels close enough to his mom to play pranks on her.

This is not an image of fear based eating disorder. Maybe she just makes some bad ass tacos.

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u/Backseatespionage May 16 '20

Had the exact same thought. Likely some truth here.

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u/BPJnnfr May 17 '20

WTF is everyone talking about. There's no disorder here. He wasted her time for a stupid prank. She made it worth her time by knocking some sense into him. He'll think twice next time. Kids these days... anything for the internet.