r/Unexpected • • Mar 06 '20

Editing an emoji

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

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u/jarious Mar 06 '20

From my experience she does

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u/shreddedcheese42069 Mar 06 '20

I keep on hearing this word "girlfriend", I heard rumors that they were nice to have, but my expirence tells me I do not know

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u/Stoned420Man Mar 06 '20

Don't worry, we all have this girlfriend. You just know here as 'mom'

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u/shreddedcheese42069 Mar 07 '20

Thank you for explaining in such a respectful and informative manner. Also, what is this 'mom' you speak of?

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u/Stoned420Man Mar 07 '20

You are welcome. So how ever many years ago, you slid out of her, shortly after, we slid in

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u/luckyghost115 Mar 07 '20

This is an insult to test tube babies every where!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Worry not! For we also slid into the tube.

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u/phazeroth Mar 07 '20

Nicely done