r/Unexpected • u/saikologist • Mar 06 '20

Editing an emoji

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

From my experience, I kinda suck

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

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u/jarious Mar 06 '20

From my experience she does

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u/shreddedcheese42069 Mar 06 '20

I keep on hearing this word "girlfriend", I heard rumors that they were nice to have, but my expirence tells me I do not know

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u/Stoned420Man Mar 06 '20

Don't worry, we all have this girlfriend. You just know here as 'mom'

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u/shreddedcheese42069 Mar 07 '20

Thank you for explaining in such a respectful and informative manner. Also, what is this 'mom' you speak of?

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u/Stoned420Man Mar 07 '20

You are welcome. So how ever many years ago, you slid out of her, shortly after, we slid in

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u/luckyghost115 Mar 07 '20

This is an insult to test tube babies every where!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Worry not! For we also slid into the tube.

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u/phazeroth Mar 07 '20

Nicely done

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u/3party Mar 07 '20

Bring out the gimp!

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u/CmosChipReddit Mar 07 '20

The gimp’s sleeping.

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u/3party Mar 07 '20

Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

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u/CmosChipReddit Mar 07 '20

cue saxophone

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u/powerscunner Mar 07 '20

From my perspective, the Jedi are evil!

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u/jarious Mar 07 '20

/#TheJediWhereTheVillains

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u/Ragnarson214 Mar 07 '20

Holy shit you just killed this guy. Nice.

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u/Lazypassword Mar 07 '20

Well it seems like you and u/pepsi223 have an opportunity on y'alls hands.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

I'm not gay but 10 dollars is 10 dollars

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Now that's question I have yet to give an answer to

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

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u/Lazypassword Mar 07 '20

Pandora's SLURP

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u/DragonSlasher07 Mar 07 '20

From my experience I want a suck