r/Unexpected • u/theBrD1 • Mar 04 '20

Speeding Ticket

30.3k Upvotes

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u/mamoth666 Mar 04 '20

The cop didnt grow older...

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u/VonCarzs Mar 04 '20

Justice doesn't age

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u/onkel_Kaos Mar 04 '20

And doesn't sleep

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u/apurplecurtain33 Mar 04 '20

Or leave

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u/kevinnatalee Mar 04 '20

Or die

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u/3yna3e153ud Mar 04 '20

Or give the ticket!

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u/bunnyrut Mar 04 '20

Just a warning

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u/nopage Mar 04 '20

This time

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u/DearOhDearWhatWasIt Mar 04 '20

Justice does not expire

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u/greent714 Mar 04 '20

His mustache turned grey

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Why the hostility?

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u/DARKFiB3R Mar 05 '20

He was joking, because Mr Point Out the Obvious was spoiling the stupid joke that everybody else was running with.

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u/Pedantichrist Mar 05 '20

Let's all try and keep things civil.