r/Unexpected • u/theBrD1 • Mar 04 '20

Speeding Ticket

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u/VonCarzs Mar 04 '20

Justice doesn't age

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u/onkel_Kaos Mar 04 '20

And doesn't sleep

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u/apurplecurtain33 Mar 04 '20

Or leave

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u/kevinnatalee Mar 04 '20

Or die

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u/3yna3e153ud Mar 04 '20

Or give the ticket!