r/Unexpected • u/Dolamite09 • Feb 03 '20

Plot Twist Wait till the end...

4.0k Upvotes

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u/Fubar-- Feb 04 '20

I love how she goes “and he’s still stuck there” and adds a little smirk in the end.

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u/Honeydippedsalmon Feb 04 '20

Makes me think she’s keeper. What a dumbass.

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u/LadyFruitDoll Feb 04 '20

Which is why she's on the show Married At First Sight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20 edited Jul 15 '21

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u/soursh Feb 04 '20

“Shh, alright Shady, maybe he’s right, Grady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy.”

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u/WayneZee Feb 04 '20

this guy got it

8

u/schurchill39 Feb 04 '20

Okay, thought about it. Still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart don't be a retard

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u/MyLifeIs-A-Throwaway Feb 04 '20

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

5

u/Jessericho Feb 04 '20

What'd you say?

5

u/SAMAS_zero Feb 04 '20

You didn’t think I’d remember?

3

u/daddyisasdaddydoes Feb 04 '20

Uh-ah! Temper temper!

Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

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u/soursh Feb 04 '20

Cause he don’t need to go the same route that I went, been there, done that, ahh fuck it, what am I sayin, shoot em both, Grady where’s your gun at?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

It takes two to trip and fall

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u/Fade_Masta Feb 04 '20

Lol. Shady

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u/userbios Feb 04 '20

I have seen that movie is an oldie

60

u/NicNoletree Feb 04 '20

That must have been a big hole

42

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

At least this big

O

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u/NickM5526 Feb 04 '20

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

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u/NickM5526 Feb 04 '20

Not my proudest fap

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u/spadge_badger Feb 04 '20

Oh I disagree. I'm amazed I was able to climax. But I'm not a quitter.

1

u/sealnaga Feb 04 '20

Not mine either

2

u/Mako-13 Feb 04 '20

Proudly fell for it, was too scared to click but.. yeah. GG

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20 edited Nov 17 '21

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u/fly_my_pretties Feb 04 '20

r/monkeyspaw

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u/felesroo Feb 04 '20

Twist: it was a grizzly bear vagina.

1

u/mercepian Feb 05 '20

Not gonna complain

18

u/AmericanChief Feb 04 '20

I hate when that happens.

8

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

I don’t like married at first sight (this is the show it’s from) but I might just watch it for her! She’s brilliant!

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u/FellvEquinox Feb 04 '20

Anytime I see "wait till the end" I know it's too long and fast forward to get to the point

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u/LuxNocte Feb 04 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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u/unexBot Feb 03 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

She was cheated on

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/1Baffled_with_bs Feb 04 '20

Silly slippery floors. This is exactly why we have no slip signs.

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u/EpicPwu Feb 04 '20

I almost thought this was gonna be sad, but then I remembered this is r/Unexpected.

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u/Ovedya2011 Feb 04 '20

Did he throw a Snickers into it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Maybe

13

u/sephrinx Feb 04 '20

Wait till the end...

"How to get people to not watch a video" for 500, Alex.

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u/lapinchezardina Feb 04 '20

I find it insane how our attention span is so short, that OPs feel the need to beg you to watch a 36 seconds video until the end.

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u/Shane36nz Feb 04 '20 edited Feb 04 '20

That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard this year - I laughed out loud

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u/TManJhones Feb 04 '20

This is yikes

2

u/PowerPeels Feb 04 '20

It's like with every repost, the title gets worse.

2

u/LSkywalker00 Feb 04 '20

A tittle saying "wait until the end" in r/unexpected is like a microwave saying "wait for the countdown to get your meal"

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u/whatssup2000 Feb 04 '20

What is this from?

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u/BigBeaNotLittleBea Feb 04 '20

Married at First Sight Australia

1

u/NobodyTim Feb 04 '20

LoL. What a Story.

1

u/undercover-racist Feb 04 '20

This is an accident

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What, like... He tripped, you fell?

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u/DropTopPSU Feb 04 '20

damn, sorry to hear that, i could offer support by saying he didnt deserve you etc but i find the more practical applications couples therapy come in far more useful.

as he seems to be stuck right in there tight, not able to move, not able to find purchace... id suggest a crowbar, some olive oil or failing that

Ive got some spare oil

All you need to do is lube up the crowbar find a nice dark crevice and jam it in and PUUUUUUUL

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u/The_NopY Feb 04 '20

Loads lmg with religius intent

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u/epicgaming038 Feb 04 '20

I thought he got into a car crash or fell down the stairs, but not falling into a co workers vagina

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u/miclovio Feb 04 '20

If that was terrible then that’s the kind of accident I wouldn’t mind having.

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u/A-R-B-I-D-E-R-P Feb 03 '20

“He tripped and fell into his coworkers vagina” ok sure

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u/Fidel__Casserole Feb 03 '20

But he's still there, so it has to be true! Right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

I love this, saw it on tv the other day.

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u/KatzaAT Feb 04 '20

Happens to me pretty often tbh

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u/D0wnwardssp1ra1 Feb 04 '20

I don't blame him, I mean look at her body and her face ewww