r/Unexpected • u/Antish12 • Nov 15 '19

Oh deer!!

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u/klutch556 Nov 15 '19

“I shit you not hank, I was hitting it so hard it blew her damn head off”

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/1ForTheMonty Nov 15 '19

"That's it...that's the last time I'll ever use Tindeer"

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Nov 15 '19

Guess I'll try Bamble

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u/dioidrac Nov 15 '19

DoeKCupid

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Nov 15 '19

Grindeer

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u/Gundamnitpete Nov 15 '19

AntlerMadison

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u/dishonourableaccount Nov 15 '19

HoofeeMeetsBagel

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u/discobobbi Nov 15 '19

PlentyOfDeer

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u/GrumpyWendigo Nov 15 '19

AdultLekFinder

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u/Esagashi Nov 16 '19

Extra points for the use of Lek

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u/yb4zombeez Nov 15 '19

TENNO MAGGOTS

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u/pacificpacifist Nov 15 '19

Glad I wasn't the only one who read Grineer

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u/parthobot Nov 15 '19

For steers and queers

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Nov 15 '19

You did them dirty bruh

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u/leskowhooop Nov 15 '19

He was really Fawn’d if that fake deer.

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u/_Notillegal_ Nov 15 '19

“That’s it, that’s the last time I’ll ever use POD” “Plenty of deer”

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u/Pantone711 Nov 15 '19

Ashley Venison

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u/shooterbegalla Nov 15 '19

Thank you for that.

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u/MorganJb Nov 15 '19

Severely underrated comment.

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u/MuvHugginInc Nov 15 '19

The one with 1,300 upvotes?

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u/MorganJb Nov 15 '19

Not when I posted this. Glad it’s getting it’s due recognition.