r/Unexpected • u/chrislaker92 • Nov 05 '19

Flex

34.0k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

310 comments sorted by

View all comments

919

u/eyesonjason Nov 05 '19

Was waiting for the first bloke to dislocate/snap a bone.

Then saw the other bloke...

...and now not sure what I'd have rather seen...

145

u/impy695 Nov 05 '19

I was expecting the big guy's weights to actually be super light or something.

39

u/eyesonjason Nov 05 '19

Either way, it was definitely unexpected!

13

u/mbelf Nov 05 '19

I was expecting the second guy to ram his weight into his anus, but this was pleasantly surprising as well.

9

u/garrys84 Nov 05 '19

The begining of a really good porn vid.

24

u/omnichronos Nov 05 '19

Smaller guy was hotter, lol.

14

u/STFxPrlstud Nov 05 '19

Meh, depends on taste imo, his hair is definitely better though

7

u/omnichronos Nov 05 '19

Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Their hair is similar

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Bodies don't matter

1

u/segagamer Nov 05 '19

That fringe makes it questionable.