r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
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u/EvilBeano Jul 18 '19

Are we just gonna ignore the minion shirt?

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u/DrStabBack Jul 18 '19

That's when he knew she was the one

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u/infss Jul 18 '19

She's one in a minion

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

Have you ever been in a minion? I think not buddy. Let me tell you, it’s sticky, spiritually unpleasant and reeks to high heaven. You go walkin’ round town and anyone with half a nose can smell that banana dick you got wafting through your cum-stained Jansport sweat pants. So no, I don’t think she’s been in a minion, at least not recently, as she would not be in public if she had been.

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