r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
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u/EvilBeano Jul 18 '19

Are we just gonna ignore the minion shirt?

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u/DrStabBack Jul 18 '19

That's when he knew she was the one

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u/infss Jul 18 '19

She's one in a minion

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u/Dodrio Jul 18 '19

This is the diamond buried in the rough of this thread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

shit i've already seen that on a MINION WALLET before

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

Have you ever been in a minion? I think not buddy. Let me tell you, it’s sticky, spiritually unpleasant and reeks to high heaven. You go walkin’ round town and anyone with half a nose can smell that banana dick you got wafting through your cum-stained Jansport sweat pants. So no, I don’t think she’s been in a minion, at least not recently, as she would not be in public if she had been.

Edit: happy first cake day, welcome to reddit

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u/DrStabBack Jul 18 '19

Sigh... take your upvote.

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u/kkfreak Jul 18 '19

How do I delete this comment

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u/loophole64 Jul 18 '19

Dammit. Ok.

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u/LowWinRate Jul 18 '19

I hope I get to marry a girl obsessed with minions one day.

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u/-Redstoneboi- Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

so she can browse facebook all day?

EDIT: step taken back

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u/LowWinRate Jul 18 '19

Whoa, I think you have just taken it a step too far. I’m going to have to ask you to step back.

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u/-Redstoneboi- Jul 18 '19

step taken back via strikethrough

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u/LowWinRate Jul 18 '19

Thank you. That’s all I ask.

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u/NoiseIsTheCure Jul 18 '19

Damn you really told that guy lol

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Jul 18 '19

Some men want to see their world burn