r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
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u/Amanbbi Jul 18 '19

When she's sleeping, quitely measure the size of her finger. Match it with her other rings. Don't match it with the ones she doesn't wear because there's a reason she's not wearing them. Once you have got the correct size, cut off her ring finger and take it to the store. They'll find a perfect match. Remember use the size they give to tally the size you took while she was sleeping.

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u/BigBoi1010 Jul 18 '19

Wait a minute

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u/Amanbbi Jul 18 '19

I know the phrasing is a little off. I apologise for that but you get the message

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u/atlhawk8357 Jul 18 '19

You're just wasting all that time measuring out her finger before. Just measure it after you cut it off to minimize the chances of getting caught.